[Bender2]

Gadzooks, campers-- Here it is Week 1 of NFL Football... and here are my picks:

Thursday, Sept. 4

Green Bay Packers vs. Seattle Seahawks, 8:30 p.m. - Yeah, big, your Packers will start the season with a win

Sunday, Sept. 7

New Orleans Saints vs. Atlanta Falcons, 1 p.m. Saints get a victory

Minnesota Vikings vs. St. Louis Rams, 1 p.m. Same old Viqueens as even the Bradford less Rams beat them

Cleveland Browns vs. Pittsburgh Steelers, 1 p.m. The Stoolers will romp and stomp and even with... my Johnny Boy Football coming into the game the second half

Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Philadelphia Eagles, 1 p.m. Okay, okay! Who gave them Godless Iggles a first week bye?

Oakland Raiders vs. New York Jets, 1 p.m. Sorry, Seven, your Waiders get beat by a bad Jets team

Cincinnati Bengals vs. Baltimore Ravens, 1 p.m. Andy Dalton goes wild here, beating the Flacco out of the Black Byrds

Buffalo Bills vs. Chicago Bears, 1 p.m. Yeap, that a herd of Bears feeding on that pile of Buffalo bones

Washington Redskins vs. Houston Texans, 1 p.m. RG3? Meet Jadeveon as Allegra's Texicans being in the Clowney

Tennessee Titans vs. Kansas City Chiefs, 1 p.m. My Old Dallas Texans beat Allegra's old Earlers

New England Patriots vs. Miami Dolphins, 1 p.m. Sorry, big, your #2 team gets beat by the Phins

Carolina Panthers vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 4:25 p.m. Cam's ribs survive the the Buckingear's

Indianapolis Colts vs. Denver Broncos, 8:30 p.m. No true Luck as Manning Heavy get the win

Monday, Sept. 8

New York Giants vs. Detroit Lions, 7:10 p.m. Yes, I am picking the Lions to beat Manning Lite

San Diego Chargers vs. Arizona Cardinals, 10:20 p.m. AridZona get their first notch on this sixshooter

San Francisco 49ers vs. Dallas Cowboys, 4:25 p.m. Sunday my Boys pull it off... and knock the whey out of the 9er's cappuccino

Gadzooks! Did I pick all the game perfectly? Of course... I did!

[Bender2]

Okay, get your picks in... before I throw 'em in in the creek!

[BenLurkin]

go browns

[Seattle Conservative]

Hawks are playing their first game of the season at home. No way they are going to lose to the Packers.

Go Hawks!!

[SevenofNine]

HMMMM I think you are right about my Raiders

49ers I think your Cowpokes get beat by 49ers SORRY Bender honey

I taking Seabirds over Cheesehead on Thursday night

[SevenofNine]

Chargers I hear they going have LONG Season Bender

BTW I haven’t hear anything about the 49ers Ike Turner

[big'ol_freeper]

Jessica's replacement I see... Cowboys Sign Michael Sam to Prepare Tony Romo on a Weekly Basis

[big'ol_freeper]

I'll take a shot at it...

The Packers over the Seasnails
The Bearlies over the Billputz
The Bungles over the Purple Pigeons
The Stools over the Brownstains
The Texians over the _____skins
The Bagels over the Jagwurts
Benders old Dallas Texans over the Titians
The Patriots over the Guppies
The Lambs over the Vicekings
The Ain'ts over the Dirty Birds
The Cessnas over the Traitors
The Punters over the Pirates
Michael Sams and The Cowpokes over the 69ers at Jerry's Bathouse
The Folds over the Mules
The Kitties over the Midgets
The Buzzards over the Charredburgers

[eldoradude]

Oh jeez, some of the comments here and I haven't even made my picks yet...

I need beer girl to pour some in my eyes!!!

Thank you darlin'. I needed that!

[Impy]

You have to be an ESPN insider to see their “expert” picks now? Those jagoffs.

[martin_fierro]

“Green Bay Packers vs. Seattle Seahawks, 8:30 p.m. - Yeah, big, your Packers will start the season with a win”

The Pack beats Seattle at home?? Bendy what’s in that blunt yer smokin

[Rummyfan]

Week 1 is so tough. Preseason doesn't really give you anything to go on, and teams change so many personnel in the off-season who can tell how even the champs are gonna perform

Week 1

Thursday, Sept. 4

Green Bay Packers vs. Seattle Seahawks, 8:30 p.m. Packers beat Seattle? In Seattle? I don't think so. Seahawks.

Sunday, Sept. 7

New Orleans Saints vs. Atlanta Falcons, 1 p.m. Saints continue winning ways, Falcons continue struggling.

Minnesota Vikings vs. St. Louis Rams, 1 p.m. Rams had high expectations for the season, but need a QB. Vikings aren't much, but they can ride AP to a win. Vikings.

Cleveland Browns vs. Pittsburgh Steelers, 1 p.m. Browns also need a QB. Heck, an entire offense. Steelers.

Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Philadelphia Eagles, 1 p.m. Jags were so bad last year. Maybe they're better this year but I doubt if they're better enough to beat Kelly's Company in Phillie. Eagles.

Oakland Raiders vs. New York Jets, 1 p.m.Jets win in a battle of stinkers. How many weeks does Rex Ryan have left in Gotham?

Cincinnati Bengals vs. Baltimore Ravens, 1 p.m. I hate to pick against my Ravens but after last season's mediocrity, I don't see them winning this one. Bengals.

Buffalo Bills vs. Chicago Bears, 1 p.m. Bears.

Washington Redskins vs. Houston Texans, 1 p.m. A stumper. Both were so bad last year. RGIII vs Ryan Fitzpatrick? The Texans D will win out. Texans.

Tennessee Titans vs. Kansas City Chiefs, 1 p.m. When in doubt, go with the home team. Chiefs.

New England Patriots vs. Miami Dolphins, 1 p.m. Patriots start another AFC East championship campaign.

Carolina Panthers vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 4:25 p.m. Panthers continue to improve against a team that defines moribund, Tampa Bay.

San Francisco 49ers vs. Dallas Cowboys, 4:25 p.m.Cowboys pull off the upset, sending shockwaves through Harbaugh-land.

Indianapolis Colts vs. Denver Broncos, 8:30 p.m. Broncos at home, Peyton on national TV? Broncos win big.

Monday, Sept. 8

New York Giants vs. Detroit Lions, 7:10 p.m. I can't figure either of these two confounding teams. Again, go with the home team. Lions.

San Diego Chargers vs. Arizona Cardinals, 10:20 p.m. Cards have a great D but am going with Rivers and the Bolts. Chargers.

[rollo tomasi]

I think eventually Sam could make his living being a 3rd down pass rushing specialist especially if the QB is

[alarm rider]

Well, I have to be honest here. Steelers fan for sure, but it’s going to be a long year.

[Perdogg]

NFL PING

FReepmail Perdogg to be added to, or to be taken off the NFL Ping list...

[eldoradude]

Allllrighty.

It's time for some picks!

Too bad she'll be disappointed...Seahawks 45, Green Bay 31.

And for the rest...

Saints beat the Falcons

Bears beat the Bills

Tennessee over KC, Smith isn't worth 68mil.

Minnesota surprises the Rams

New England romps in Miami, Brady's not done yet.

Raiders shoot down the Jets as Derek Carr repeats his brother's feat in winning the first game of the season as a rookie.

Eagles over Jacksonville, my pick for the bottom of the heap at 2-14.

Steelers squeeze one out against the Browns

Cincinnati over Baltimore

Dreadskins smoke the Texans

The Cowboys spread the 49ers

Carolina drowns Tampa bay

Denver deflates Indianapolis

Detroit spanks the Giants

and last...Arizona beats San Diego. They really did get rid of Drew Brees in favor of Phil Rivers.

[IM2MAD]

Let the games begin.

[Conservative Gato]

I guess I’ll see how the Chiefs do with so many out, hopefully OK.

CGato

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Hail to the Redskins!
Hail, victory!
Braves on the warpath!
Fight for Old D.C.!
Scalp ‘em, swamp ‘um
We will take ‘um big score
Read ‘um, Weep ‘um, touchdown
We want heap more
Fight on, fight on, till you have won
Sons of Washington

Rah! Rah! Rah!

[Colonel_Flagg]

Skol Vikings.

And the Packers lose. Very nice weekend.