Mystery of 9-foot Hot Dog on Edge of Alaska Wilderness Leaves Trekkers Perplexed

Alaska Dispatch | August 28, 2014 | Craig Medred

[skeptoid]

What do you do with a huge hot dog that is washed up on a Cook Inlet beach in Alaska? Light it on fire! That's what trekkers Graham Kraft, Andy Fischer, Eben Sargent, and Luc Mehl attempted.

The giant foam hot dog in a bun that Luc Mehl and friends stumbled across this spring on the edge of Alaska nowhere left him haunted.

[Mastador1]

But one thing is for sure, they are of the modern style of idiot putting the evidence of what they have done on the web for all to see.

[FreedomGuru]

9 foot hot dog! Has Michael Moore been seen in Alaska?

[a fool in paradise]

[Viking2002]

We had a fried chicken joint back home when I was a kid that had a 7 foot fiberglass rooster on a concrete pad in the front of the parking lot. It suffered the same humiliations. One time, it was stolen by putting it on a wheeled pallet and towed off. Another time someone used a pair of skateboards. The county cops found it the next day 20 miles from the restaurant - it came untied and crashed into the weeds. LOL The real shame of it is, that place had good fried chicken. And a big breast quarter, so-greasy-they’re-delicious fries, and a Coke only cost about $1.79. But now I carbon date myself.

[faithhopecharity]

it fell off of Oscar Meyer’s new space saucer..

[Gefn]

It was a gift from Joey Chestnut

[Daffynition]

[driftdiver]

A smoking dog is toxic?

[PhiloBedo]

+1

[Jack Hammer]

“Probably from a Japanese Hot Dogu Stand.”

Bingo!

[Daffynition]

[GeronL]

rofl

Oddly enough it is that attached to a Saladin-class ship?

[TurboZamboni]