Hiss Torie

8/28/2014 | Laz

[Lazamataz]

Lazamataz's Hiss Torie Book so far:

During Woe, Woe Too, the Not Seas rose to power and started the Third Rice. They singled out the Shoes and put them in Constant Tray Sun camps, which marked the beginning of the Hall of Cost.

In may ways, the Die As Poorer of the Jews from Germany resembled the South African experience with App Heart Hate and the Ukrainian Hole o' Dough More.

These and other Arm A'Gettin -like situations are things we can never forget.

Help me write the rest of my Hiss Torie book!

[Nifster]

Some of this reminds me a lot of those stories teachers post from their students.

Be sure to include that Woe Woe Too occurred before the unsettling and disturbing war of occupation by the northern yankees

[BenLurkin]

Sum day peeps will lern bout nazzis and here they were the Woo Woo Too sample of ISIS

[Slump Tester]

How about backing it up to biblical time?

The prodigal son (In the key of F):

Feeling footloose and frisky, a feather-brained fellow forced his fond father to fork over family fortunes. Fleeing to foreign fields, he frittered his fortune, feasting with faithless friends.

Finally, fairly famishing, he found himself a food flinger in a filthy farmyard. Phooey - my father's flunkies fare far fancier, the frazzled fugitive found feverishly! (Frankly facing facts)

Forthwith, he fled to his family. Falling at his father's feet, he floundered forlornly. "Father, I have flunked. I have fruitlessly forfeited family fortune and favor.

But the faithful father (forestalling further flinching), faithfully flagged his flunkies. Fetchforth the finest fattling and fix a feast, Unfurl the flags with fanfare flaring, for the fugitive is found!

Former failures forgotten, follies forsaken, forgiveness forms the foundation for future fortitude.

[Hot Tabasco]

in the beginning the earth was without form and void, and darkness stretched across the face of the waters... and God said “Let there be beer!”.

Then He screwed it all up by giving Adam a chick named Eve.......

In an effort to make up for His mistake, He gave Adam Monday Night Football.......but left the nagging Eve to ruin Adam's Monday nights with the guys.

[camle]

no, lite beer is what came after normal beer.....(think about it)

[wally_bert]

I half expected Cobra Commander. I couldn’t resist.

[camle]

lol~!

[Lazamataz]

I think I need too write about Woe, Woe Won first.

Woe, Woe Won was started by the As Ass In Nation of Archie's Dookie "Fern I Had". When "Fern I Had" was Kilt by the You Go Slave extremist, soon everyone was in Trance War Fair, and Moose 'Tard gasses were used.

[BenLurkin]

Fantastic!

[N. Theknow]

why are you hissing at Torie anyway?

Did you know that homeless snakes don't have a pit to hiss in?

[GeronL]

lol

[MeshugeMikey]

[dware]

My question is, how will Woe Woe Won and the hall of cost compare with the must slim geehawd?

[BenLurkin]

[N. Theknow]

They singled out the Shoes

I thought they sinkholed out the Juice, JibSees and HomersActuals.

[Lazamataz]

We definitely want a section on the Must Slims! From their Pyre Racy during our nation’s foundation via the Barber-Eee Pyre Rats, to the current Gee-Hot they are declaring against us all with their Fat Wahs.

[Lazamataz]

Brilliant. Thanks!

[N. Theknow]

no, lite beer is what came after normal beer.....(think about it)

And the nearest toilet is 6 lite beers away.

[b9]

“Former failures forgotten, follies forsaken, forgiveness forms the foundation for future fortitude.”

Fantabulous!

[GeronL]

If a Korean MMA girl braided her hair to look like corn rows... is it racist?

and she won that fight too, over a Japanese girl (in 2 minutes and 23 seconds)