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Justin Bieber Ringtone Saves Russian Fisherman from Bear Attack
The Daily Mail ^
| 08/05/2014
| Ted Thornhill
Posted on 08/06/2014 12:48:05 PM PDT by FourtySeven
Justin Bieber may have millions of fans worldwide, but Russia's bears don't appear to admire the pop brat's music - which proved fortunate for one lucky fisherman.
Igor Vorozhbitsyn had his life saved by a Justin Bieber ringtone, when his mobile phone went off during a potentially fatal attack by a brown bear.
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But as the bear began to claw at him, Igor's mobile went off. The singer's hit Baby rang out and the bear turned tail and fled back into the forest.
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Finally, Justin Bieber's "music" contributes something positive to the world.
To: FourtySeven
Shades of Slim Whitman in “Mars Attacks.”
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posted on
08/06/2014 12:49:11 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: FourtySeven
Wonder if any of his “music” would work on Mosquitos?
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posted on
08/06/2014 12:51:36 PM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day. Doggies Rock.)
To: dfwgator
Shades of Slim Whitman in Mars Attacks. He's just lucky the bear didn't get angrier and attack him for playing Justin Bieber music!
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posted on
08/06/2014 12:51:47 PM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
To: FourtySeven
Okay, but to me the more interesting question is, “Why would a Russian named Igor Vorozhbitsyn has a ringtone of Justin Bieber when he’s on his way to the fishing hole?”
Only two acceptable answers:
1. He lets his technophile teenybopper daughter set his phone up for him.
2. It was the only way to set his Bieber to “Stune”.
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posted on
08/06/2014 12:52:02 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
("If you're litigating against nuns, you've probably done something wrong."-Ted Cruz)
To: FourtySeven
Igor Vorozhbitsyn had his life saved by a Justin Bieber ringtone, when his mobile phone went off during a potentially fatal attack by a brown bear.
Sure, he survived the bear attack, but now everybody knows him as that lame-*** punk with the Justin Bieber ringtone.
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posted on
08/06/2014 12:54:01 PM PDT
by
Rides_A_Red_Horse
(Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse
Criminny! Even the bears are repelled by that little faggot!@
To: FourtySeven
I don’t know exactly who Justin Bieber is but I remember a year or so back, someone phoned him with video of him being recorded.
His ringtone was “I am a man, I’m Forty” etc. it was the Oklahoma State Coach’s rant.
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posted on
08/06/2014 12:57:13 PM PDT
by
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posted on
08/06/2014 12:59:01 PM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Alex Murphy
Just curious. Does that gif relate to a movie or tv series of some sort, mate?
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posted on
08/06/2014 1:00:27 PM PDT
by
Utilizer
(Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzzle-em's trying to kill them-)
To: FourtySeven
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posted on
08/06/2014 1:00:41 PM PDT
by
Brother Cracker
( Mossberg 500 helps me deal with being old and cranky)
To: FourtySeven
I’m guessing the bear had to stop and vomit allowing the guy to get away?
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posted on
08/06/2014 1:03:47 PM PDT
by
fungoking
(Tis a pleasure to live in the Ozarks)
To: FourtySeven
Even bears have standards.
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posted on
08/06/2014 1:05:03 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: F15Eagle; All
Add in some Yoko Ono and the
bear would not have survived.Some YOKO O(H)NO! for your enjoyment...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfZvHuh7wKM
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posted on
08/06/2014 1:05:51 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(The end move in politics is always to pick up a weapon...0'Mullah / "Rustler" 0'Reid? d8-)
To: FourtySeven
This could be fun
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posted on
08/06/2014 1:08:50 PM PDT
by
McGruff
(Seems like some are more interested in protecting Ukraine's border than ours)
To: FourtySeven
We will chastise him nevermore
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posted on
08/06/2014 1:12:02 PM PDT
by
onona
(IÂ’ve pretty much given up on sanity returning.)
To: FourtySeven
In Russia, the Bieber owns Bear
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posted on
08/06/2014 1:13:08 PM PDT
by
onona
(IÂ’ve pretty much given up on sanity returning.)
To: onona
In Russia, Beeber Stuns You
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posted on
08/06/2014 1:13:44 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: F15Eagle
Add in some Yoko Ono and the bear would not have survived.
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posted on
08/06/2014 1:18:41 PM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Uninstall Fascist Firefox. Get Pale Moon.)
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