[doc1019]

I want to know the name (brand) of the beer that is 67.5 per cent alcohol!

[Red_Devil 232]

I have Cenosillicaphobia, it easily cured!

[equaviator]

“The oldest beer ad was found on a clay tablet, dated 4000BC”

Beer:30 BC...hah!

[fhayek]

Here’s an interesting beer fact I bet you did not know: Beer never goes stale around the fhayek household.

[Las Vegas Ron]

Beer makes you smart.

It made Bud wiser

[SunTzuWu]

Bookmark.

[Gay State Conservative]

As Archie Bunker once said....”you don’t *buy* beer,you just *rent* it”.

[Yardstick]

I wanna see the 6000 year old beer ad on the clay tablet.

[logitech]

ping

[dfwgator]

Do - The stuff that buys me beer
Ray - The guy who sells me beer
Me - The guy who drinks the beer
Fa - The distance to my beer

So - I think I’ll have a beer
La - La la la la la beer
Ti - No thanks I’m drinking beer

Which will bring us back to *sees empty glass*.....D’OH!

[Focault's Pendulum]

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

In ancient Egypt, an inebriated charioteer was apprehended after running down a vestal virgin of the goddess Hathor. The culprit was crucified on the door of the tavern that sold him the beer and his corpse allowed to hang there until scavengers reduced it to bones.

Now there is a strict drunk driving law!