Posted on 08/01/2014 5:50:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Good Morning!
I think you’ve got it! By George you’ve got it!
cheers
Jim
>>The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, “There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,” or “That’s Michael, he’s a doctor”. A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher, she’s dead”.
Ah, my dad (now passed on) used to tell me that joke. That along with how the children of a class posed for a picture and when they saw it one Italian-American boy seemed to be making an “o” with his mouth. Why? “They said, say cheese, and I said ‘provolone’”
CAIR will be whining about this thread.
Top of the Morning!
Top Off!
Top Shelf!
Top of the World!
Parangaricutirimicuaro!!
IN!
Hillary”s accomplishments
This quote reflects the level of her accomplishments… NONE!!!!
Quote of the day, no, of the week, make that month. Yet it probably is quote of the year! No. DECADE. Wait a minute. It’s the greatest quote ever!
“My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I’m glad you asked! My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know… the remnants of prior situations and mindsets that were too narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture and we didn’t do that and I’m proud of that. Very proud. I would say that’s a major accomplishment.”
- Hillary Clinton 11 March 2014
Could someone please tell me what the hell she just said? And she is running for President?
AN ILLEGAL POEM
By Illegal immigrants
I cross river,
Poor and broke,
Take bus,
See employment folk.
Nice man
Treat me good in there,
Say I need
Go see Welfare.
Welfare say,
‘You come no more,
We send cash
Right to your door.’
Welfare checks,
They make you wealthy,
Medicaid
It keep you healthy!
By and by,
Got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
TAXPAYER dummy.
Write to friends
In motherland,
Tell them
‘come, fast as you can’
They come in buses
And Chevy trucks,
buy big house
With welfare bucks.
They come here,
We live together,
More welfare checks,
It gets better!
Fourteen families,
They moving in,
But neighbor’s patience
Wearing thin.
Finally, white guy
Moves away,
buy his house,
And then I say,
‘Find more aliens
For house to rent.’
In my yard
I put a tent.
Send for family
They just trash,
But they, too,
Draw welfare cash!
Everything
Very good,
Soon we own
Whole neighborhood..
We have hobby
It called breeding,
Welfare pay
For baby feeding.
Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!
TAXPAYER crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
Running here.
We think America
Darn good place!
Too darn good
For white man race.
If they no like us,
They can go,
Got lots of room
In Mexico .
SEND THIS TO EVERY TAXPAYER YOU KNOW
You can laugh all you want if you think it’s funny, but the bottom line is that it will bankrupt America even worse than it already has. WE HAVE GOT TO HOLD OUR ELECTED “REPRESENTATIVES” ACCOUNTABLE INSTEAD OF WATCHING THEM FEATHER THEIR OWN NESTS AND CARRY ON AS IF IT’S NOT A PROBLEM!!
HA!
Wow! That first pic fits so perfectly with my tag. Thanks!
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