SPOTTED: Hotties Walk Crabs Down the Street in Beijing, Draw Gawkers

Shanghaist ^

[nickcarraway]

Saucy young Beijing girls in low-cut tops and booty shorts walk their crabs down the street in Sanlitun, drawing many gawkers. We assume they didn't have time to walk their jumbo shrimp, or crayfish.

Pedestrians snap pictures of the ladies and their curious "crabwalk".

[dfwgator]

Oh, THOSE kinds of crabs.

[fieldmarshaldj]

I like petite, they’re the only ones who have the right to be wearing form-fitting clothes. ;-D

[ErnBatavia]

Those cutoff jeans are way too big for their bodies.

You're right, "by cracky"....(rumor has it that this cat is imitating an Asian gynecologist.....)

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Crabs? What crabs? All I saw was that gross camel toe.

[a fool in paradise]

This must have been some type of publicity stunt

Is this a THING now?

[a fool in paradise]

[Slings and Arrows]

That’s the ugliest crab I’ve ever seen.

The anteater doesn’t look so hot either.

[GeronL]

lol

[Impy]

If there were really “saucy” they’d take up arms and overthrow the Marxist dictatorship that rules their country.