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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 07/25/2014 5:52:33 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Culinarians Day

When : July 25th

Culinarians Day is a special day for anyone who cooks. That means just about everyone of us get to celebrate this day. You don't have to be a chef, or a graduate of a culinary institute to celebrate this delicious day. You simply have to cook, and to enjoy the results.

There's national concern over growing obesity in America. Recognizing this fact, one would think that this is a huge holiday. However, we found this to be one of the least known holidays in the country..... up to now. Not anymore! We have documented it so all can enjoy Culinarians Day this year, and in future years.

Now get into your kitchen and celebrate Culinarians Day. Cook up a storm. BTW: What time should I arrive to eat!?


Top Ten Rejected Cookbook Titles:

10. Newman's Stone: Cooking for Older Gall Bladders
  9. Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches for Dummies
  8. Bob Vila's Sawdust Cuisine
  7. Granny Clampett's "Yer Throwin' Away the Best Parts!" Entrees
  6. Mud, Sticks, and Leaves: Cooking with a Four Year Old
  5. Cooking with Condiments - An Apartment Dweller's Guide to Making
      Something Out of Nothing
  4. 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog
  3. Everything's Yogurt...Eventually!
  2. Lions and Tigers and Beets, Oh My!
...and the Number 1 Rejected Cookbook Title:
  1. Getting Even: Hillary's High-Fat Cookbook


Two bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. .

'I got a cook book once', said the first, 'but I could never do anything with it.'

'Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?' asked the second.

'You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and...'



The Top 10 Pickup Lines Used By Chefs:

10. "Your eyes are like limpid pools of chicken stock."
  9. "I know we've just met, but will you marinade me?"
  8. "Cumin here often?"
  7. "How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"
  6. "Care to come back to my place and kick it up a notch?"
  5. "Hey, weren't you in my 'Introduction to Melons' class?"
  4. "We've now simmered for the recommended 25 minutes - time to come to a full boil!"
  3. "You're twice as sweet as a creme brulee - and less drippy."
  2. "Get the buttah."
...and the Number 1 Pickup Line used by Chefs:
  1. "Uh, yeah ... I invented Spaghetti-O's





SIGNS FOUND IN KITCHENS

Kitchen closed - - this chick has had it!

I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat too!

So this isn't Home Sweet Home...Adjust!

Ring Bell for Maid Service...If no answer do it yourself!

I clean house every other day...Today is the other day!

I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!

My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!

COOK CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

If you don't like my standards of cooking...lower your standards.

Apology...
Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse. It doesn't always look like this...Some days it's even worse.

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

 Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.

Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.

Dull women have immaculate houses.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

Housework done properly can kill you.

If you can't have your cake, AND eat it... Then next time make more cakes


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cooking; culinary; ofst; silliness
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To: Ingtar

My total is $42.50
61 posted on 07/25/2014 10:55:11 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen
Thanks again Lucky9teen. It's now Frieday.

FMCDH(BITS)

62 posted on 07/25/2014 10:57:37 AM PDT by nothingnew (Hemmer and MacCullum are the worst on FNC)
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To: Lucky9teen

I think mine is only $39. I guess you win.


63 posted on 07/25/2014 11:07:55 AM PDT by Ingtar (The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
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To: Lucky9teen

In before 65!!!


64 posted on 07/25/2014 11:08:41 AM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: Lucky9teen

I havw to add to the bacon picture,

” You love baconh, Or you are wrong,”


65 posted on 07/25/2014 11:56:48 AM PDT by Big Mack (I love this country. ItÂ’s the government that scares the crap out of me)
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To: Lucky9teen
Not only is Kimberly cute, but smart as well.


66 posted on 07/25/2014 12:14:41 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Lucky9teen

$60


67 posted on 07/25/2014 12:21:10 PM PDT by morphing libertarian (Advanced technological development.)
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To: Lucky9teen

66.50 lol


68 posted on 07/25/2014 12:58:18 PM PDT by Rightly Biased (Avenge me Girls AVENEGE ME!!!! ( I don't have any son's))
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To: Izzy Dunne

lol


69 posted on 07/25/2014 1:55:02 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Lucky9teen

Oh now, that would depend on the day of the week ,time of year, and the flip of a coin.

Weekend, Summer, down to the coin flip. LOL.


70 posted on 07/25/2014 2:08:54 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. Doggies Rock.)
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To: Rightly Biased

Dang, beat me by a dollar. Maybe I should go get arrested to beat you! LOL


71 posted on 07/25/2014 2:09:40 PM PDT by stump56 (Freedom isn't free.)
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To: Lucky9teen

hehehe....the stupid, it burns


72 posted on 07/25/2014 2:10:33 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Lucky9teen

Mine is 21.50.....but only if family counts when it comes to the kissing same and opposite sex part....otherwise, its 11.50. You win


73 posted on 07/25/2014 2:13:31 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Lucky9teen; SortaBichy
"Goin' to the Chapel of Loooooove"


74 posted on 07/25/2014 2:54:33 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign, number sign, or octothorpe. ###)
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To: Lucky9teen

75 posted on 07/25/2014 3:27:37 PM PDT by relentlessly
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To: Lucky9teen

76 posted on 07/25/2014 3:37:18 PM PDT by relentlessly
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To: Arrowhead1952

77 posted on 07/25/2014 3:40:12 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: relentlessly
Close call...


78 posted on 07/25/2014 3:40:57 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: relentlessly

79 posted on 07/25/2014 3:44:55 PM PDT by relentlessly
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To: Arrowhead1952

She was one of my favorites also and I thought she was on the ball until she went with her statement regarding JFK, (”He had a lot of class, a lot of character”), on The Five.


80 posted on 07/25/2014 4:53:58 PM PDT by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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