Aye.....you all know me. You know I can catch this Commode Croc for you. Remember how I caught old “Ass-Biting Annie” up in Boston? I can catch this one, too.
But I’m going to need a few things. Get me a Swiffer mop, a thermos and a catcher’s mitt. And a Snickers bar. I missed lunch.
I’m also going to need some help. I’ll take the dog catcher and that little s**t in the grade school who keeps putting firecrackers in the toilet. That’s what draws them Crocs to an area.
Now, stay away from the toilets in this building while I’m after this Croc. If you need to go, well, poop out the window. Don’t worry about the people walking on the sidewalk below. This is a government building and people are used to you crapping on them.
ROFLMAO! Are you making that up, or is that from a movie?