I’ve seen this before.....Commode Crocs. They grab you while you’re sitting on the toilet. Sometimes, all that’s left is a shoe. They need to do a roll call of employees. I’ll guarantee that one is missing.
“Johnson? Johnson? Oh no! She’s the only one who can fix the copier!”
They like to grab the skinny people because they’re easier to drag through the pipes. That’s why you’ll find that it’s skinny people who are crapping in the hallway. They know “Don’t get caught on the pot”.
Aye.....you all know me. You know I can catch this Commode Croc for you. Remember how I caught old “Ass-Biting Annie” up in Boston? I can catch this one, too.
But I’m going to need a few things. Get me a Swiffer mop, a thermos and a catcher’s mitt. And a Snickers bar. I missed lunch.
I’m also going to need some help. I’ll take the dog catcher and that little s**t in the grade school who keeps putting firecrackers in the toilet. That’s what draws them Crocs to an area.
Now, stay away from the toilets in this building while I’m after this Croc. If you need to go, well, poop out the window. Don’t worry about the people walking on the sidewalk below. This is a government building and people are used to you crapping on them.
Commode Crocs
I have a pair of Crocs! They’re as big as boats.
There’s no way they would flush.
Hahahaha...that post made me nearly choke on food!
Good one...