Heroes and zeroes and Zots

[burgereater]

The heroes and zeroes of the presidential elections I've voted in.

Heroes: Reagan, Bush Sr, Dole, Bush Jr, McCain, Romney

Zeroes: Carter, Mondale, Dukakis, Clinton, Gore, Kerry, Obama

The pattern is obvious! Hoping and praying that it goes republican in 2016. I've not just voted for but campaigned for every hero on the entire list!

[skinkinthegrass]

*SALUTE!* Col. Freeper, I like your style. 🆒

[TheOldLady]

He’s a smart cat. He knows a retread moron troll when he sees one.
He is very protective of his haven here on Free Republic. ;-)

[Darksheare]

He didn’t always demand respect.
Another handleof his was rubberpig or some such.

[TheOldLady]

That is absolutely brilliant! And it is probably not very far from the truth.

You’re an author, aren’t you? Or a popular columnist? That’s col - um - nist, not communist!!! Thus “Col” Freeper?

In any case, you have posted another excellent butt-hurt essay for all to see and LTAO!

[TheOldLady]

What? I don’t remember that one, rubberpig. Maybe I was absent that day...

[Col Freeper]

Thanks skinkinthegrass.

Just having a little fun visualizing FR Trolls in their natural habitat.

[Colonel_Flagg]

My bird salutes yours. Great post!

[Col Freeper]

Thanks TOL.

Maybe a professional spoofer, LOL.

The screen name came originally from my FR signup location: (Colorado Freeper).

Now I reside in Mississippi (wife's home state), and sometime during the Clinton (spit) impeachment years, I was named an honorary Colonel in the Southern Forces.

I do write short stories for myself sometimes, and as you know some of these FR Trolls do sort of encourage a short description of their Pre-Zot to Post-Zot journeys.

[Lady Jag]

Well said!

[Col Freeper]

Thanks Col Flagg.

In the post following yours you can see mine is only internet awarded.

I Salute your Military Service.

Did my service as enlisted, way back when.

[Col Freeper]

Thanks LG.

It is always a bit of fun to poke a needle into a gasbag.

[Lady Jag]

And pop goes the weasel, the WPE.

[Windflier]

There it was, branded and smoldering on your gnormous backside -- a message from FreeRepublic.

"Zot!", "So long Nothingburger!"

Now, that was good!

Thanks for the mid-day laugh!

[CatherineofAragon]

Isn’t that baby a cute one? He has complete contempt for squishes. Cats have their heads on straight that way.

A happy Monday to two lovely Freeper ladies (and everyone else).

[CatherineofAragon]

"You Freepers know very well, as I do, if Chris Christie is the presidential nominee and we say we're not voting for liberal him, a great many on FR will dump on us just as they did for our not voting for liberal Romney. I DON'T VOTE FOR LIBERALS, PERIOD."

Oh, well, they can dump all they want; it's not going to affect me. I know what's right and I'm done voting for leftwingers, no matter what letter follows their names.

[TheOldLady]

FReeper Eaker gave me that graphic, and I thought it was particularly appropriate for this particular ZOT.  

[Col Freeper]

Thanks Windflier.

LOL, sometimes FR Trolls are inspirational, eh?

[exDemMom]

That was brilliant, a perfect caricature of the basement-dweller who won’t ever leave his parent’s house.

Well done!

[Col Freeper]

Thanks EDM, glad you enjoyed it.

[Gefn]

Eaker does awesome graphics. Thank you Eaker.