That is absolutely brilliant! And it is probably not very far from the truth.
You’re an author, aren’t you? Or a popular columnist? That’s col - um - nist, not communist!!! Thus “Col” Freeper?
In any case, you have posted another excellent butt-hurt essay for all to see and LTAO!
Maybe a professional spoofer, LOL.
The screen name came originally from my FR signup location: (Colorado Freeper).
Now I reside in Mississippi (wife's home state), and sometime during the Clinton (spit) impeachment years, I was named an honorary Colonel in the Southern Forces.
I do write short stories for myself sometimes, and as you know some of these FR Trolls do sort of encourage a short description of their Pre-Zot to Post-Zot journeys.