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To: TurboZamboni

Weird, just had my CPR and first aid refresher training today.
When they reviewed the Heimlich Maneuver I asked “What if I’m in Walmart and my arms are too short?”


5 posted on 07/08/2014 3:33:05 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Get a running start with a head butt just below the sternum???


12 posted on 07/08/2014 3:36:17 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

“When they reviewed the Heimlich Maneuver I asked “What if I’m in Walmart and my arms are too short?””

Shop at Kroger, the women are not near as lard assed.

Was with the ex at an O’Charley’s when she choked on a piece of steak so I pounded her on the back, must say I kind of enjoyed that, ended doing the Heimlich to her and the piece of steak shot at least 6 feet from her mouth. Not one person noticed, no applause, no trophy, no nothing. They had no idea of the great sacrifice I had just made. People are so self-centered they are not even aware of what goes on around them.


28 posted on 07/08/2014 3:52:44 PM PDT by Foundahardheadedwoman (God don't have a statute of limitations)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Dats Phat !


39 posted on 07/08/2014 4:37:35 PM PDT by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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