“When they reviewed the Heimlich Maneuver I asked “What if I’m in Walmart and my arms are too short?””
Shop at Kroger, the women are not near as lard assed.
Was with the ex at an O’Charley’s when she choked on a piece of steak so I pounded her on the back, must say I kind of enjoyed that, ended doing the Heimlich to her and the piece of steak shot at least 6 feet from her mouth. Not one person noticed, no applause, no trophy, no nothing. They had no idea of the great sacrifice I had just made. People are so self-centered they are not even aware of what goes on around them.
“They had no idea of the great sacrifice I had just made.”
There were mixed emotions after,I’m sure.
LOL!!!