Shocker! Germany Routs World Cup Favorite Brazil 7-1, Reaches World Cup Final

ABC News ^ | 07/08/2014

[SeekAndFind]

Germany routed Brazil 7-1 today to reach the World Cup final, handing them its worst loss ever and breaking the hearts of millions of Brazilians.

Brazil played without its injured striker Neymar, who had suffered a fractured vertebra in his lower back last Friday during its quarterfinal clash against Colombia.

[2banana]

Burritos meet the panzers...

[Hot Tabasco]

Burritos meet the panzers...

Brazilian goalie now needs security......or political asylum...........

[morphing libertarian]

Can someone link me to a world cup thread. Haven’t been able to find one.

Brazillians waxed!

[luvbach1]

Makes US showing against Germany all the more impressive.

[EQAndyBuzz]

Well, they said the games were rigged.

[Isabel2010]

or political asylum...........sorry to old to come here and besides, he might work and be married to a woman~~

[GeronL]

When did Brazil become the favorite?

[StoneWall Brigade]

That was a beat down.

[SkyDancer]

Rioting in Brazil will start in 3...2...1...

[Theoria]

'this is the first time Brazil have lost a competitive game at home in 62 matches, since Peru beat them in 1975. '

Guardian play by play of the massacre.

Brazil v Germany: World Cup 2014 semi-final – live!

'90+1 min: It's a measure of how downright German the Germans are that Manuel Neuer and his defenders were absolutely furious with each other for allowing Brazil to score that late goal.....'

[1rudeboy]

Of epic proportion. This will linger for decades.

[The KG9 Kid]

That was a savage beatdown. Germany scored 5 of their goals in the first 33 minutes of the game.

This would be akin to the Green Bay Packers scoring five touchdowns (and all the extra points) on the San Francisco 49ers in the 1st quarter of an NFC Championship game to go to the Super Bowl. Game over almost immediately.

One German player named Miroslav Klose has even set the record for most total World Cup goals.

[StoneWall Brigade]

Indeed

[Busywhiskers]

Brazil got beat like Muhammad’s wife—the ugly, mouthy one.

[EEGator]

“One German player named Miroslav Klose has even set the record for most total World Cup goals.”

Passing the previous holder, Ronaldo, a Brazilian in Brazil.

This is the worst loss Brazil could have ever imagined.

[Hot Tabasco]

When did Brazil become the favorite?

Huh? Don't ask me........

[The KG9 Kid]

I guess because they're the host nation team and they have the most World Cup wins.

A German fan there just told me: "they recommended to the Germany fans in the stadium to stay seated and be escorted out, for security reasons so they don't get hurt by angry Brazil fans."

[Theoria]

I think if Argentina had beaten them in the final it would’ve been worse. Heck, we might get a third place game of Brazil vs Argentina, that really could be some salt in the wound.

[StoneWall Brigade]

I wish I was at the World Cup.