[nickcarraway]

They are changing the country's name to Uruguay.

[1rudeboy]

After they welcome Suarez, they can embrace their status as failures at the 2014 World Cup (losing 0-2 at this moment).

[LostInBayport]

So I guess those signs they’re holding saying “Luis Bites” are really meant as a compliment.

[bgill]

The rules should be 3 bites and you’re out. He’s done that or more. No, in fact, there shouldn’t be any biting allowed. Two year olds bite. The widdle immature baby should have been kicked out of soccer long before this.

[FReepaholic]

He doesn't just bite. He's an all-around nasty player:

Luis Suarez a compilation of his behaviour.

[EmilyGeiger]

Well I can’t really blame him, who doesn’t like a bite of Italian every once in a while?

[ConservingFreedom]

It worked so well for Mike Tyson ...

[philly-d-kidder]

The Uruguayan Sports DNA has a tad Cannibalism built into their society.. Think uruguayan national Rugby team 1972 and the Book/Movie ALIVE..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alive_(1993_film)

[Caipirabob]

Suarez may very well be responsible for Uruguay's loss to Colombia today. They needed him and his complete asinine, infantile and bizarre behavior made his presence impossible to accept.

And truthfully.....enough with overgrown infants in sports.

[SkyDancer]

Somewhere I bet there’s a guy or gal lurking with a baseball bat ready to do some serious surgery on his teeth.