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Notorious 'Swiss Cheese Pervert' pleads guilty to flashing women
MailOnLine ^ | 06/24/2014 | staff

Posted on 06/26/2014 6:30:46 PM PDT by Kid Shelleen

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To: Slings and Arrows

Since it was Philly, shouldn’t he have been brandishing Provolone or Cheez Whiz instead?


21 posted on 06/26/2014 7:30:31 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Kid Shelleen

Wonder if he’ll be the next big star on The Food Network?

“Swiss cheese......donuts......bagels......He enjoys them all!”


22 posted on 06/26/2014 7:34:17 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: RichInOC

> Since it was Philly, shouldn’t he have been brandishing Provolone or Cheez Whiz instead?

“Wit’ or wit’out?”

[The linked article says he tried those unsuccessfully. Seriesly.]


23 posted on 06/26/2014 7:36:49 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Kid Shelleen

I prefer Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.


24 posted on 06/26/2014 7:40:33 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Slings and Arrows
You weren’t kidding.

Having read that, I’m kind of sorry I did. The horror.

25 posted on 06/26/2014 7:43:26 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Kid Shelleen

You filthy cheeseaphobes! What business is it of yours what an adult man and a cheese do in the privacy of a car with the windows down while he’s got his thing out begging some girl to slap a slice o cheese on his sausage? It’s just about love!


26 posted on 06/26/2014 7:45:02 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Kid Shelleen

Please say he isn’t a Packers fan. I’m not going to watch any football game with a bunch of guys with cheese on both heads.


27 posted on 06/26/2014 7:47:33 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: RichInOC

I’ve been told that everything is somebody’s fetish. Now I know it in my soul.


28 posted on 06/26/2014 7:57:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: blueunicorn6

He had known the cheese for a long time.


29 posted on 06/26/2014 8:09:37 PM PDT by henkster (Do I really need a sarc tag?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

If the swiss cheese does not fit, you must acquit


30 posted on 06/26/2014 8:51:28 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Slings and Arrows

If the swiss cheese does not fit, you must acquit


31 posted on 06/26/2014 8:52:13 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Kid Shelleen
This gives new meaning to that old phrase for a woman sitting indiscreetly, "Taking someone's picture."

"Smile and say cheese!"

32 posted on 06/26/2014 8:58:42 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("The commenters are plenty but the thinkers are few." -- Walid Shoebat)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I was going to suggest a rule of the Internet to that effect, but it looks like it already exists.


33 posted on 06/26/2014 9:28:47 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: johniegrad

You think he was “toasted” and”well grilled” at the police station?


34 posted on 06/26/2014 9:56:29 PM PDT by mdmathis6
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To: Kid Shelleen

What a Muenster, glad they put him a whey.


35 posted on 06/26/2014 10:12:54 PM PDT by Manic_Episode (GOP = The Whig Party)
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To: a fool in paradise

I don’t want to see the fit test.


36 posted on 06/26/2014 11:02:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Philadelphia creams cheese flasher! Details at 11!!

...and now back to our regular programming, in progress.


37 posted on 06/26/2014 11:50:47 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: Larry Lucido

SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!


38 posted on 06/26/2014 11:55:23 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Slings and Arrows

Whoa whoa stop .....stop stop ....the “someday her prints will come” and little Swiss miss babe are same cutie ????


39 posted on 06/27/2014 12:09:45 PM PDT by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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To: Squantos

You have been enlightened, my son.


40 posted on 06/27/2014 12:18:09 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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