450-pound man hid marijuana under stomach fat, cops say

Orlando Sentinel ^ | June 15, 2014 | Dan Wine

[ConservativeStatement]

Volusia County deputies arrested a 450-pound man after they said they found marijuana hidden under his "stomach fat," according to The Smoking Gun.

Christopher Mitchell, 42, was arrested Friday after a drug-sniffing dog alerted deputies during a traffic stop. A search turned up 23 grams of marijuana he had hidden on himself, authorities said, along with cocaine, a handgun and $7,000 in cash.

[ConservativeStatement]

No clue where the handgun was held.

[Pearls Before Swine]

That’s the way he rolls, haha. Fat rolls.

[Stevenc131]

A search turned up 23 grams of marijuana he had hidden on himself, authorities said, along with cocaine, a handgun and $7,000 in cash.”

Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

[V_TWIN]

Amish.......surprise, surprise

[MisterArtery]

A very large Amish woman was arrested in Houston several years ago for stealing a ham from Krogers. Had it in her panties. Sandwich anyone?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

One more on the “101 Uses For Your Fat Rolls” list.

[Tigerized]

Also charged with failure to wear a seatbelt.

No surprise there.

[Huskrrrr]

Probably a few Oreos in there as well.

[fwdude]

I’ve seen so ghetto boobs that could hide quite a bit.

[ßuddaßudd]

roll me up a fatty

[dragonblustar]

It’s Fat Albert!!!!

[morphing libertarian]

a winner

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

[V_TWIN]

“Also charged with failure to wear a seatbelt.”

lol, thats probably the least of his troubles.

Volusia county means Daytona (probably). I live 80 miles north, been there many times. Always lots of rough characters around.

[skinkinthegrass]

I’ve seen so ghetto boobs that could hide quite a bit."ghetto boobs"? *SNICKERING*...

[Bigg Red]

I stand in awe of policemen and firemen and anyone who puts his life on the line for the public’s safety. In addition, I cannot imagine the disgusting things they are forced to look at.

[Bikkuri]

Think he needs to get off of EBT :P

[Polyxene]

“He had several aliases, including “Biggie” and “Fat Boy.”

Can he use “Notorious Big” since that was used once?

[Tigerized]

I had a friend who was dating a surgical nurse, and the stories she told about prepping the morbidly obese for surgery were amazing.

According to her first hand experiences, there is no shortage of things found in the folds, from parasites to half-eaten food items that somehow got lost.

Just the memory of these stories has ruined my appetite, again.

[Ken H]

Did they think to look for the missing Malaysian aircraft?