Posted on 06/14/2014 2:51:41 PM PDT by BenLurkin
A naked man truck surfing atop a Ford Ranger as it traveled on a New Mexico highway fell off the vehicle and triggered a chain reaction crash that left a motorcyclist seriously injured, police report.
As detailed in a probable cause statement, a passing motorist told cops that he spotted a naked man standing on the truck as it drove along State Road 522 in Taos last Friday night. The man, later identified as Alexander Werner, 27, fell off the truck and was lying on the side of the road.
A motorcyclist traveling in the opposite direction was slowing down because of Mr. Werner lying in the road when he was rear-ended by a Ford van. The motorcyclist, who is not identified in court papers, suffered a major head injury and was transported to a local hospital for treatment.
Investigators allege that Tashena Whittaker (seen at right) helped Werner back into the Ford Ranger, which she was driving. The duo then drove away from the scene of the June 6 accident. They were subsequently pulled over by a patrolman about two miles down the road
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Mr. Werner had injuries from the fall and he declined medical attention,
Can’t walk or sit down because he looks like a burger king grill mistake, but he feels good about himself and his life choices.
Maybe he’s a zombie?
In his defense, he claimed that witnesses noted his R's covered until he fell, only after which was Weinei exposed.....
Donut gets you a dollar those two can hear the Taos Hum, if you know what I mean.
He just needs to claim he? was exercising his rights as a part of the LGBT community and case dismissed./S
I should have been a lawyer.
However I do sincerely wish for the recovery of the man on the motor from his injuries.
This accident, as it’s called, was caused by clearly irresponsible behavior by the driver and nude dude.
What were they thinking?
some poor guy is probably going to have his whole life ruined by the stupidity of this asswipe. Whatever punishment he gets will probably not be enough.
I guess that's the NM response to illegals driving... only a misdemeanor.
Darwin Award winner? Depends on what was “ground off”.
In any case, he wins the ‘Worse case of DIY dermabrasion’ Award.
It must have been some good crack...
...Whittaker, a Tennessee native, is a mother of two young girls. On her Facebook page, Whittaker describes herself as a polytheist who will bow only to the old gods and goddesses.
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Dear Lord, please let someone responsible raise those girls.
Indeed...Prayers up for the Biker.
Oh my.....
Just checkin’ on ya. ;-)
Would Laz hit it?
I was in a g-string in Moriarty.
I was, um, home. Yeah, that's it. Home. Watching Sherlock Holmes at home. Ayup. That's what I was doing.
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