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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
TWITTER = #HillaryIsPoor ^

Posted on 06/13/2014 5:43:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

 

On Tuesday morning, Hillary Clinton kicked off her book tour promoting new release "Hard Choices", Hillary's "I'm running for President" tome that is all the buzz this week. One of the first folks in line for a signed copy was Maggie Haberman of Politico, who tweeted the list of guidelines handed out by handlers for those waiting in line. Haberman tweeted a picture of those rules.

Page 2 is critical:

Just looking through the chapters in this book. (Hat tip to Yaelle)

Hard Decisions

                            Chapter One: Why Not Lie, If It Gets Nixon Impeached?
                            Chapter Two: Come On, Everyone Lies About Real Estate
                            Chapter Three: Achieve It Myself, Or Hitch my Wagon To A Strong Man?
                            Chapter Four: Ignore the Other Women, Or Threaten Their Lives and Pets?
                            Chapter Five: Loving the South, and Some People Do Need Killing
                            Chapter Six: I Did Bake Cookies Once, Come on!
                            Chapter Seven: Which Law Partner’s Sperm To Choose?
                            Chapter Eight: Law Records Are Living Breathing Documents
                            Chapter Nine: Silencing Flowers or Holding Hands on 60 Minutes?
                            Chapter Ten: Is The Oval Office Half Mine, Or Not?
                            Chapter Eleven: Vince Gotta Go
                            Chapter Twelve: Has Linda Tripp Ruined My Life?
                            Chapter Thirteen: Threatening Women and Pets Is The Best Choice
                            Chapter Fourteen: God (or someone) Rewards Those Who Trick Orthodox Jews
                            Chapter Fifteen: If I Can Make It There
                            Chapter Sixteen: Can’t Live In Chappequa, Who Was I Kidding?
                            Chapter Seventeen: Thank You, Rush Limbaugh
                            Chapter Eighteen: We Two Queers Race For Nomination
                            Chapter Nineteen: Consoling Myself At State
                            Chapter Twenty: Keep Up Appearances on Road or Let It All Hang?
                            Chapter Twenty-One: Hate Boss or Job More? Can’t Decide.
                            Chapter Twenty-Two: Was I Supposed To Protect These Stupid Ambassadors?
                            Chapter Twenty-Three: Stick With Tired Excuses, or Come Up With Novel New Tech Ones?
                            Chapter Twenty-Five: Facelift, New Book, or Both?
                            Chapter Twenty-Six: What A Difference I Have Made

And Twitter was all aflutter with #HillaryIsSoPoor (see link above)

 

#HillaryIsSoPoor all of her political offices have been hand-me-downs.

#HillaryIsSoPoor in the bank account, in her attire, in her decision making, in the sack....the list goes on.

#HillaryIsSoPoor She had to find a part-time job

#HillaryIsSoPoor her campaign call center is at a register in dudes franchise.

#HillaryIsSoPoor she had to steal her book design



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday13th; hillary; ofst; silliness
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To: relentlessly

Ohman...that woman must be rolling over in her grave...the one in the original photo. All she did was be poor during the Depression...


81 posted on 06/13/2014 12:41:56 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I'm honestly convinced that women don't pass gas. They just hold it in and it comes out as DRAMA!)
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To: llevrok

I believe THAT! LOL!


82 posted on 06/13/2014 12:42:49 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I'm honestly convinced that women don't pass gas. They just hold it in and it comes out as DRAMA!)
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To: Monkey Face

Heh heh heh.


83 posted on 06/13/2014 12:56:52 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Monkey Face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ye7ZoTeHDA

Ferrets stealing stuff


84 posted on 06/13/2014 1:08:12 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Lucky9teen

85 posted on 06/13/2014 1:11:48 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: mylife

86 posted on 06/13/2014 1:13:47 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Darksheare

Cute!


87 posted on 06/13/2014 1:18:31 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Liberty Valance

88 posted on 06/13/2014 1:22:57 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

89 posted on 06/13/2014 1:24:13 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Darksheare

I saw that yesterday! LOL!


90 posted on 06/13/2014 1:26:37 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I'm honestly convinced that women don't pass gas. They just hold it in and it comes out as DRAMA!)
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To: llevrok

91 posted on 06/13/2014 1:26:38 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Monkey Face

I like how the ferrets act as if this is perfectly normal.


92 posted on 06/13/2014 3:15:03 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: BenLurkin

“Who told you column right?!”


93 posted on 06/13/2014 3:19:54 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Lucky9teen

94 posted on 06/13/2014 3:20:17 PM PDT by CtBigPat (Free Republic - The grown-ups table of the internet.)
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To: BenLurkin

LOL

Only you can prevent Bush fires!


95 posted on 06/13/2014 3:21:20 PM PDT by mylife
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To: CtBigPat

LOVE IT!


96 posted on 06/13/2014 3:22:44 PM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: Darksheare

It IS perfectly normal...if you’re a ferret!


97 posted on 06/13/2014 3:26:18 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I'm honestly convinced that women don't pass gas. They just hold it in and it comes out as DRAMA!)
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To: CtBigPat

Too bad Clint Eastwood isn’t beside him in the Empty Chair...which would no longer be empty... ;o])


98 posted on 06/13/2014 3:27:47 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I'm honestly convinced that women don't pass gas. They just hold it in and it comes out as DRAMA!)
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To: Monkey Face

In one video, the owner asks the ferret “what are you doing?”
To which the ferret responds by looking at them like “duh, what’s it look like?”


99 posted on 06/13/2014 3:33:25 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Lucky9teen

100!!!


100 posted on 06/13/2014 3:45:02 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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