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1 posted on 06/12/2014 6:37:36 PM PDT by kingattax
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Tiny little Belgium has more money than all of Sub-Saharan Africa. Now do you see why?


2 posted on 06/12/2014 6:40:12 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I will raise $2Million USD for Cruz and/or Palin's next run, what will you do?)
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What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

Wipes.


3 posted on 06/12/2014 6:41:28 PM PDT by struggle
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Now that’s what I call a broken heart.


4 posted on 06/12/2014 6:41:33 PM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
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You are what you eat.


5 posted on 06/12/2014 6:41:42 PM PDT by dfwgator
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“CANNIBAL EATS EX-GIRLFRIEND’S LOVER’S HEART”

There’s a song in there somewhere...


6 posted on 06/12/2014 6:42:03 PM PDT by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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He’s got good table manners, what’s all the fuss about?


8 posted on 06/12/2014 6:44:18 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..)w)
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i was gonna say bath salts... nut it looks like a simple case of Africa Wins Again
9 posted on 06/12/2014 6:45:29 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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“TOUGH LOVE”(or did he use”Tenderizer”?????????????????


10 posted on 06/12/2014 6:45:48 PM PDT by bandleader
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"The cannibalistic assailant reportedly ate the victim’s heart using a knife and fork as utensils."

Did he hold the knife and fork like an Englishman or like an American?

"It’s definitely a love triangle."

Yep. Looks like there was love all over the place.


12 posted on 06/12/2014 6:52:18 PM PDT by familyop (We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of corruption smelled around the planet.)
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“It’s definitely a love triangle.”

Wow, tough country, if that is a love triangle, I would not want to see what they call a Hate crime.

13 posted on 06/12/2014 6:52:37 PM PDT by ansel12 ((Ted Cruz and Mike Lee-both of whom sit on the Senate Judiciary Comm as Ginsberg's importance fades)
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14 posted on 06/12/2014 6:53:17 PM PDT by Bratch
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I guess listening to sad country Western music was out of the question?


15 posted on 06/12/2014 7:03:19 PM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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A heart-rending tale.


16 posted on 06/12/2014 7:08:04 PM PDT by lurk
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Dude, she said “Eat YOUR heart out”, not “Eat HIS heart out”...


17 posted on 06/12/2014 7:11:14 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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The feelings and appetites of cannibals run deep.


19 posted on 06/12/2014 7:23:55 PM PDT by dagogo redux (A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
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The police came and didn’t know what to do? Fred is on the floor with his chest cut open and Carl the cannibal is munching on a human heart, and they don’t know what to do? Here’s the answer.

“I shot him before he came for seconds.”


20 posted on 06/12/2014 7:35:16 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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“That’s gonna short-dick every cannibal in the Congo.”

Does anyone have any idea what Sgt. Hartmann was talking about?


21 posted on 06/12/2014 7:44:55 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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I’m sure his ex- will want him back now, knowing how much he really cared (assuming she’s a Liberal, that is)!


22 posted on 06/12/2014 7:45:38 PM PDT by JustTheTruth
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“....with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”


23 posted on 06/12/2014 7:46:48 PM PDT by Pelham (Either Deportation or Amnesty.)
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“You’re doin’ it wrong.”

24 posted on 06/12/2014 7:47:15 PM PDT by RichInOC (An erect Bill Clinton has no conscience.)
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