Posted on 06/10/2014 8:08:59 AM PDT by laotzu
Experts in the world's only settled science were shocked as dramatic new evidence has emerged that climate change is much worse than even the most dire forecasts had predicted.
As President Obama visited the US Military Academy at West Point to give a commencement address that could only be described as "awesome," his speech received what a state-approved and licensed CNN journalist termed an "icy reception."
This followed a bizarre incident where the wildly-popular and much beloved president received "tepid applause and a short standing ovation from less than one-quarter of the audience upon his introduction" according to stunned credentialed journalists who witnessed the surrealistic scene.
"This is an incredible worsening of climate change in just five years," said Charles Gore-Kerry, a fictional amalgam of the biggest climate change experts, one we were forced to create because no one would talk to us.
"Back in 2009, Barack Obama could not go to the toilet without receiving a 20-minute standing ovation! Now, just five years later, it's obvious most of these people are frozen solid in their seats! At this rate, by late 2015, there will be no ice in the Arctic and all of Obama's audience will be glaciated, far ahead of what the hockey stick graph predicted," Charles Gore-Kerry warned.
Stunned by deterioration in the earth's climate, the president is expected to propose taking dramatic new action on Climate Change, such as scheduling any future speeches in warmer places, like Hawaii.
Calculated incomprehension remains unconvincing.
I back-quoted the statement to which I was responding; As President Obama visited the US Military Academy at West Point to give a commencement address that could only be described as awesome.
Your reply was to insist that your denial of the existence of sarcasm was confined solely to a contextually null word this. (Speaking of making no sense).
Obviously, you will accept the embarrassment of utter foolishness in preference to being denied the last word. Very well, you may have the last word.
Again, my apologies for offering a criticism of 0bamas hapless speech in a mode requiring some subtleness and understanding in current cultural awareness.
My bad.
Calculated incomprehension remains unconvincing.
Obviously, you will accept the embarrassment of utter foolishness
No. It is sarcasm. I am having a great deal of fun. Please stay YOOHOO.
P.S. before you scurry off, who is Sheldon?
He is main star on sitcom “Big Bang Theory” of course.
YIPYIP, is it the "Big Bang", or the talking pickle cyclops?
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