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Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel Nominated For VA Top Post
6-7-14 | Retired Texas Vet

Posted on 06/07/2014 7:06:44 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel (aka Dr. Death) was nominated by the President to be the new permanent head of the Veterans Administration.

Dr. Death has an illustrious career in medicine and is best known for his invention of Death Panels for the Obamacare tax law. Triggering the invention of the death panels was Dr. Death's creation of the "bell curve of death" which highlighted the unnecessary medical expense for people at the low end (infants and children) and the high end (seniors). Dr. Death demonstrated that it was infeasible and uneconomical to provide any medical treatment to these people other than a pill and instructions for them to go home and die for the good of the collective.

Dr. Death's first choice was to be the president of Planned Parenthood but was deemed not to be qualified. Dr. Death stated that he would have gotten the job had he had ballerina experience and was a little more effeminate like his brother Rahm.

Dr. Death, although disappointed at not getting the job at Planned Parenthood to kill babies, stated that he would hit the floor running at VA. Dr. Death stated that his transition would be much easier than expected since VA management had already instituted death panels by default.

Dr. Death was considering instituting a bonus plan wherein upper management would receive large bonuses dependent upon the successful elimination of the large backlog of patients. Dr. Death expects that death panels will be an integral part of the plan.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: heddoit; satire
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To: RetiredTexasVet

You might as well nominate the other doctor death, Jack Kervorkian. Unless of course he’s already dead, then Emmanuel will do fine, at least for the power-hungry, patriot hating Left.


21 posted on 06/07/2014 11:49:19 PM PDT by Crucial (Tolerance at the expense of equal treatment is the path to tyranny.)
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Oh my dear Lord, no!!! This ahole will “exterminate” these vets, eventually, one by one, if he gets this post.

VETERANS EVERYWHERE! STAND UP AND DON'T ALLOW THIS POS TO HEAD THE VA!! This evil POS in our White House is trying his best to destroy our military, including the killing of our vets at the VA. Ezekial Emanual IS DR DEATH IN OBOMACARE. He is one evil POS AND HE MUST BE STOPPED. EMANUAL IS EQUIVALANT TO HITLER'S DR MENGELE, WHO KILLED MILLIONS IN HITLER'S DEATH CAMPS. Look Mengele up in Google.

EZEKIAL EMANUAL MUST BE STOPPED BY ANY AND ALL MEANS. Pass this info on to any and every vet you know, any vet organization NOW. Don't let obozo succeed in killing off those who are wounded, ill and in need our our protection. If they were able to, and knew the truth about who Ezekial really is, I'm sure they'd off this guy...our soliders don't take no shit from socialists/communists/marxists/muzzie collaborators.

22 posted on 06/08/2014 2:43:32 AM PDT by itssme
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Did you make this up? What source?

If true, this is major news.


23 posted on 06/08/2014 4:37:35 AM PDT by gartrell bibberts ( 50% + of Americans are of below average intelligence today, and have no sense of honesty.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Obama got the advice from the Taliban as part of the payback for releasing the top 5 terrorists


24 posted on 06/08/2014 10:56:20 AM PDT by Understand the stimulus
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To: gartrell bibberts

Keywords ‘humor’ and ‘satire’...sure is believable, though.


25 posted on 06/08/2014 10:59:44 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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