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Guy posts Craigslist ad asking for disguised weapons. The response is hilarious Language warning.
In, in time!
Thanks for the ping to my favorite Friday thread!
cheers
Jim
Top Ten?
Top 10!
Woohoo!! It’s Friday!!
This student received a 0% on his / her final exam ... but gets 100% for wit!!
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* lunch and dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* the other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* it will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
* no problem, he sleeps at night
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* you will never find an elephant that has only one hand
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
* very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,
how long would it take four men to build it?
* no time at all, the wall is already built
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
* any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Top 30!!!!!!
Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most.
Movie Test:
Pick a number from 1-9.
Multiply by 3.
Add 3.
Multiply by 3 again.
Now add the two digits together to find your predicted
favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.
Movie List:
1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Beverly Hills Cop
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story
IN!!!
Can't wait to show her Obama's routine. I feel a snicker coming on!
Those workout pics hurt my eyes! *groan* My broom can do better!
Guy goes into a hardware store asks the clerk, "How much are these?"
Clerk says, "25 cents apiece."
Guy says, "So, that's 50 cents for ten."
Clerk says, "That's right."
Guy says, "I'll take a thousand."
Clerk says, "That'll be a dollar."
What's he buying?
Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumor or spread gossip...........................
In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?”
“Wait a moment,” Socrates replied, “Before you tell me I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test.”
“Triple filter?” asked the acquaintance.
“That’s right,” Socrates continued, “Before you talk to me about Diogenes let’s take a moment to filter what you’re going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?”
“No,” the man said, “Actually I just heard about it.”
“All right,” said Socrates, “So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about Diogenes something good?”
“No, on the contrary...”
“So,” Socrates continued, “You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though you’re not certain it’s true?”
The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, “You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?”
“No, not really.”
“Well,” concluded Socrates, “If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me or anyone at all?”
The man was bewildered and ashamed. This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.
It also explains why Socrates never found out that Diogenes was banging his wife.
- Shaping his Legacy
- Going to Hell
- Digging a Latrine
- All of the above
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