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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 06/06/2014 5:49:35 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Siri says...
RECENTLY PRESIDENT OBAMA DECIDED TO TAKE AN AERIAL TOUR OF AN INDIAN RESERVATION IN OKLAHOMA. BECAUSE HE WANTED A CLOSE UP PERSONAL LOOK AT THE LANDSCAPE THE SECRET SERVICE COMMANDEERED A SMALL PRIVATE PLANE FOR THE OUTING.
It's time for a workout:
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bergdahl; obama; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
To: martin_fierro
Damn, I wish I hadn’t seen that!
To: Lucky9teen
Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most.
Movie Test:
Pick a number from 1-9.
Multiply by 3.
Add 3.
Multiply by 3 again.
Now add the two digits together to find your predicted
favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.
Movie List:
1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Beverly Hills Cop
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story
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posted on
06/06/2014 6:49:42 AM PDT
by
sunny48
To: martin_fierro
that is really creepy, no fried chicken for the next week.
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posted on
06/06/2014 6:50:29 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Bathhouse/"Rustler" Reid? d8-)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
06/06/2014 6:54:03 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Those who have walked through fire leave sparks of light wherever they go.)
To: Lucky9teen
My niece is a high school award-winning track and field gal. She is strong and dedicated.
Can't wait to show her Obama's routine. I feel a snicker coming on!
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posted on
06/06/2014 6:54:19 AM PDT
by
hummingbird
(Mark Levin and Article 5. Period.)
To: sunny48
there MUST be a mistake, I don't want to watch Muslims...9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat.
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posted on
06/06/2014 6:55:58 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Bathhouse/"Rustler" Reid? d8-)
To: Lucky9teen
Those workout pics hurt my eyes! *groan* My broom can do better!
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posted on
06/06/2014 6:57:16 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Those who have walked through fire leave sparks of light wherever they go.)
To: skinkinthegrass
Verbal questions:
1. Spell "spot" three times, real fast. What do you do at a green light?
2. How do you pronounce "folk"? What do you call the white of an egg?
3. Baby bull falls down and skins his knee. Who does he run to: Mama Bull or Papa Bull? (Ans. there is no "mama bull"; it's a cow).
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posted on
06/06/2014 6:57:32 AM PDT
by
glennaro
To: Liberty Valance
Arghhhhhh.....
It's like they say:
"That which has been seen cannot be unseen."
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posted on
06/06/2014 6:58:48 AM PDT
by
hummingbird
(Mark Levin and Article 5. Period.)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
06/06/2014 7:01:16 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: sunny48
You got me with your math trickery!
Are we all Number 9?
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posted on
06/06/2014 7:02:21 AM PDT
by
hummingbird
(Mark Levin and Article 5. Period.)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
06/06/2014 7:05:07 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
06/06/2014 7:07:10 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: glennaro
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posted on
06/06/2014 7:09:00 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
Logical answer:
Guy goes into a hardware store asks the clerk, "How much are these?"
Clerk says, "25 cents apiece."
Guy says, "So, that's 50 cents for ten."
Clerk says, "That's right."
Guy says, "I'll take a thousand."
Clerk says, "That'll be a dollar."
What's he buying?
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posted on
06/06/2014 7:09:19 AM PDT
by
glennaro
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
06/06/2014 7:11:20 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: glennaro
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posted on
06/06/2014 7:11:31 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: gymbeau
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posted on
06/06/2014 7:12:57 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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