[AngelesCrestHighway]

Was there any doubt...?

[US Navy Vet]

Wee Aien’t this a BITCH!

[left that other site]

Oh, I don’t know...Hugo and Charlie were both pretty bad.

[cripplecreek]

Supercane Killzilla actually saves lives.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I can hear Corrine Brown (who wears a wig on top of her other wig) or Sheila Jackson Lee (who wants to return to Mars) saying, “then just name them all after men!”

[justlurking]

I propose the next hurricane be called "Obama".

That will scare the crap out of everyone in its path.

[Sacajaweau]

Maybe they’re really transgender...after all...we know that men are more aggressive.

[PapaNew]

It’s the old “Hell Hath No Fury” syndrome.

[a fool in paradise]

"Watch it, sucker!"

[BitWielder1]

Katrina alone probably tipped the scales and it's still Bush's fault.

[PapaNew]

These hurricanes are sexist and probably racist. Yeah, and government should do something about it, like confine everybody to their quarters until further notice.

[anoldafvet]

We actually paid money for this “study”?

[dfwgator]

When will there be a Hurricane Shaniqua?

Hurricanes are racist!

[a fool in paradise]

People predicted “male” hurricanes would do more damage than “female” storms, the study found.

White Males caused the most harm to women, children, and minorities in the fictional examples, no doubt.

[wolfman23601]

Female hurricanes are more destructive because the come in wet and wild and then take your home and your possessions.

[Tennessee Nana]

David, Hugo, Andrew...

[MIchaelTArchangel]

So maybe we would just name all hurricanes with himmicane names? Would transgender names solve the problem?

[KarlInOhio]

Storms were given exclusively male names until 1953. Another alternative: dropping the human names altogether. Before they were given human names, hurricanes were described by names from the phonetic alphabet used by the armed forces.

Should I take any report this wrong seriously? In the Atlantic, from 1950 to 1952 they were given names according to military letter codes (Able, Baker...). Then from 1953-1978 they were given female names. From 1979 onward they have been given alternating sex names. Before 1950 they were numbered or called by their landfall point.

[Mr. K]

True Story: The first two hurricanes named after men went straight for the Virgin Islands.

[Ditter]

We should name hurricanes after flowers then they would all act nice. We could start with Azalea, Begonia, Carnation, etc.etc.

Then tree huggers would object because we didn't name them after trees!

[Uri’el-2012]

Use ta be all hurricanes were named after women.

So by being PC we have reduced the damage from hurricanes. /s