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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 05/30/2014 6:15:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Today is Stupid #Hashtag Day

As Donald Rumsfeld informed us… “There are #hashtag knowns. These are hashtags we know that we know. There are hashtag unknowns. That is to say, there are hastags that we know we don’t know. But there are also unknown hashtag unknowns. There are hashtags we don’t know we don’t know.”

Which is to say "you go to war with the hashtag you have, not the hashtag you might want or wish to have at a later time."











TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; hashtag; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
Thanks for the ping Lucky9teen.

FMCDH(BITS)

61 posted on 05/30/2014 8:36:11 AM PDT by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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To: Lucky9teen
I remember when # was an Octothorpe.
62 posted on 05/30/2014 8:51:34 AM PDT by zeugma (I have never seen anyone cross the street to avoid a black man in a suit.)
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To: workerbee
Watching these kids react to older computers is hilarious
63 posted on 05/30/2014 8:55:38 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen; Revolting cat!

Did you hear about the Chinaman who went to the dentist because it was 2:30?


64 posted on 05/30/2014 8:59:26 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: a fool in paradise
Or the one about the Chinaman at his job who would scare everybody because he was in charge of supplies!
65 posted on 05/30/2014 9:12:41 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (Some people say that experts agree!!)
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To: 4yearlurker

Proper Irish Stew never has more than 239 beans in it.

Any more and it’d be 240.


66 posted on 05/30/2014 9:36:05 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Arrowhead1952
Do you see a team named for the Confederacy?

Ole Miss Rebels. (I know it's not a pro team).

67 posted on 05/30/2014 9:51:32 AM PDT by sportutegrl
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To: envisio

Uncle Si, is that you?


68 posted on 05/30/2014 10:12:10 AM PDT by Hoffer Rand (Bear His image. Bring His message. Be the Church.)
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To: sportutegrl

69 posted on 05/30/2014 10:43:20 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

“winners use drugs”??

ugh


70 posted on 05/30/2014 10:44:02 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: workerbee

As chairman of the welcoming committee, I present this laurel and hardy handshake to our new......HASHTAG!
71 posted on 05/30/2014 10:54:23 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: fredhead


Holy hashtag, Batman!
72 posted on 05/30/2014 11:04:24 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: Lucky9teen

#awkward


73 posted on 05/30/2014 11:07:15 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Lucky9teen
#Time for lunch ...


74 posted on 05/30/2014 11:25:19 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Liberty Valance


Unlike some Robin Hoods, I can hashtag with an English accent.
75 posted on 05/30/2014 11:27:37 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: Lucky9teen
The teacher said "Let's begin by reviewing some history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775 " he said. "Very good!"

"Who said: 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'?" Again, no response except from Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863". "Excellent!" said the teacher continuing.

"Let's try one a bit more difficult. Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country'?" Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F. Kennedy, 1961".

The teacher snapped at the class "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Little Akio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do".

She heard a loud whisper: "F*%k the Japs". "WHO SAID THAT? I want to know right now!" she angrily demanded. Little Akio put his hand up "General MacArthur, 1945".

At that point, a student in the back said "I'm gonna puke". The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now who said that?" Again, Little Akio says "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991".

Now furious, another student yells "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said "You little sh#t! If you say anything else, I'll kill you!" Little Akio frantically yells at the top of his voice "Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004".

The teacher fainted.

As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said "Oh sh#t, we're screwed!" Little Akio said quietly "The Democratic party if the vote goes conservative in 2014.".

76 posted on 05/30/2014 11:40:18 AM PDT by eldoradude (How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?)
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To: Lucky9teen
While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven" says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you". "No problem, just let me in!" says the Senator.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity". "Really? I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven" says the Senator. "I'm sorry, but we have our rules".

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him "Now it's time to visit heaven"...

So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realises it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity".

The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell".

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls to the ground.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders. "I don't understand" stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil smiles at him and says "Yesterday we were campaigning. Today, you voted".

77 posted on 05/30/2014 11:54:56 AM PDT by eldoradude (How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?)
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To: Liberty Valance

78 posted on 05/30/2014 12:03:49 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Lucky9teen

79 posted on 05/30/2014 12:24:40 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Liberty Valance

ROFL!


80 posted on 05/30/2014 1:23:15 PM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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