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VOTE LAZAMATAZ IN 2014!
Source: Committee To Elect Lazamataz
| 5/28/2014
| I'm Lazamataz, and I approve this message.
Posted on 05/28/2014 9:34:26 AM PDT by Lazamataz
(music swells)
Hello. I'm Laz.
(images of beaches, mountains, grain fields)
I'd like to help build a better America. I want us to become great again.
(short video of eagle landing on a rock outcropping, with camera closing in on the head until it fills frame)
That is why I am asking for your vote for Admin Moderator for Free Republic this November. Remember, your vote makes a difference. We need more Tea-Party representatives, and I hope to be your choice.
(eagle head fades to flapping American flag)
Vote for Lazamataz for Admin Moderator this November. I would be honored to serve you.
I'm Lazamataz, and I approve this message.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: idhitit; lazamataz; lazwouldhitit; lazwouldvoteforit; napl; no; timetohitit
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To: Lazamataz
HIT IT!
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posted on
05/28/2014 9:41:11 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Disarm Hollywood! No Guns for Box Office!)
To: Lazamataz
$10 and my vote is all yours.
/johnny
To: Lazamataz
23
posted on
05/28/2014 9:41:56 AM PDT
by
jazusamo
(Sometimes I think that this is an era when sanity has become controversial: Thomas Sowell)
To: Lazamataz
Hey, we're at a Science Fair. C'mon. C'mon. My apologies, I got my notes mixed up. What I meant to ask was "may I lick your boots, sir?"
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posted on
05/28/2014 9:42:04 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(I'm not an unreasonable man... well, actually, I am. But hear me out anyway.)
To: Lazamataz
Why are you intent on destroying your firmly established image by seeking to become a school nun?
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posted on
05/28/2014 9:42:10 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: Lazamataz; Jim Robinson
You, humblegunner, would have free reign -- and could never be zotted, suspended, or have any comments pulled. I don't know if that would be such a good thing.
Jim will tell you.. I occasionally need a good wallop upside the head to keep me in line.
And at that, it's only good for about six months or so.
To: humblegunner
I must be doing something wrong. I never get in trouble....
/johnny
To: Lazamataz
Cool! We’ll be able to get away with anything.
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posted on
05/28/2014 9:44:22 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Lazamataz
Word has it you will allow unfettered use of pictures of beautiful women on threads, with double-entendres of hit, smack, wallop, devour, in discussions.
Yeah, you got my vote.
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posted on
05/28/2014 9:44:29 AM PDT
by
catfish1957
(Face it!!!! The government in DC is full of treasonous bastards)
To: Lazamataz
I just have One question Sir.
Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?
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posted on
05/28/2014 9:44:33 AM PDT
by
Boiler Plate
("Why be difficult, when with just a little more work, you can be impossible" Mom)
To: JRandomFreeper
Perhaps you’re just more clever about it.
To: Lazamataz
If I have your promise to never be zotted or suspended, I’d gladly vote for you. I like you so I’m inclined to go for it.
To: JRandomFreeper
I must be doing something wrong. I never get in trouble....Under my administration, I promise you would never be out of trouble.
Unless that is not your desire.
Then you would.
Oh, wait. Just tell me what you want, and I will promise that.
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posted on
05/28/2014 9:45:19 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Lazamataz
Would you bring back some of our veterans who were zotted to oblivion many moons ago? I’m thinking of a talented Cuban refugee/immigrant with the initials LG. He’s still writing...
To: Boiler Plate
Dated question. Now the question is, “Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Tea Party?”
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posted on
05/28/2014 9:46:06 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: PrairieDawg
Wheres the LIKE button?? :-)Laz wants you to hit it.
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posted on
05/28/2014 9:46:11 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lazamataz
I’m not sure I’m for this. Imagine the mass zotting of those who call even the skankiest hags “Guilty”. They would all be declared misogynist bigots because “Laz would hit it.”
Everyone, Please!Leave Mr. Mataz alone
while he finishes his waffle.
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posted on
05/28/2014 9:47:20 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Lazamataz
39
posted on
05/28/2014 9:48:41 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: afraidfortherepublic
Would you bring back some of our veterans who were zotted to oblivion many moons ago? Im thinking of a talented Cuban refugee/immigrant with the initials LG. Hes still writing...The topic of banned participants is an important one. I'm so glad you brought it up. I can assure you that this is an important topic for me, too, and I will devote every resource I have towards researching the proper course of action. I will further state that I am very much interested in exploring this topic, looking at it from a variety of perspectives, as any good Admin should. YOUR VOICE WILL BE HEARD!
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posted on
05/28/2014 9:49:22 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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