To: Slings and Arrows
The jokes write themselves.
How did the police handle his instrument?
Was their first thought to shoot the violin?
Where did he hang his bow?
7 posted on
05/27/2014 4:46:50 AM PDT by
verga
(Conservative, leaning libertatrian)
To: verga
10 posted on
05/27/2014 4:52:12 AM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: verga
12 posted on
05/27/2014 4:54:56 AM PDT by
Rides_A_Red_Horse
(Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
To: verga; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
I hope that was rosin on his bow.
15 posted on
05/27/2014 5:21:32 AM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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