William S. Burroughs, Naked Lunch:
Mary is strapping on a rubber penis. "Steely Dan III from Yokohama," she says, caressing the shaft.
"What happen to Steely Dan I?"
"He was torn in two by a bull dyke. She could cave in a lead pipe."
"And Steely Dan II?"
"Chewed to bits by a famished candiru in the Upper Baboonsa**hole. And don't say 'wheeeeeeee!' this time."
I can’t help but to see a resemblance between Donald Fagen and Freddie Mercury.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzfwtX2kgOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRt2jX1kaYo
Thanks for convincing me to never read Naked Lunch.
Weirdest quote EVAH