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Periodic table joke may cost teen her seat at graduation
New York Post ^ | 05/20/2014 | By Sophia Rosenbaum

Posted on 05/20/2014 2:36:23 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd

A Georgia high school student’s clever use of the periodic table may cost her a seat at graduation.

The senior class vice president used the names of elements in her yearbook quote that when abbreviated to their atomic symbol spell out, “Back that ass up.”

“When the going gets tough just remember to Barium, Carbon, Potassium, Thorium, Astatine, Arsenic, Sulfur, Uranium, Phosphorus,” Paris Gray wrote.

~snip~

School administrators, however, did not find the mash-up funny. They slapped her with an in-school suspension, barred her from participating in the annual senior walk and may even take away her privilege of speaking at graduation.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


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KEYWORDS: georgia; graduation; parisgray; periodictable
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To: Responsibility2nd

The real question is how long did it take the teachers to figure out the code? My bet is they didn’t have a clue until a student told them.


21 posted on 05/20/2014 2:45:53 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: Gen.Blather

Try “bad booze ruins our young guts but vodka goes well”


22 posted on 05/20/2014 2:46:18 PM PDT by pfflier
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To: Verginius Rufus; dinodino; neverdem; xsmommy; SoothingDave; NeoCaveman; SunkenCiv; Nachum; ...
Yes, what’s Utranium?

Oh come on! Give up on the Utranium bit!!!!

Heck, I'm still trying to figger out what Phosperous AND Sulfer are!

(The administration actually suspended her for NOT knowing how to spell 3 of the elements from the Periodic Table. (Not really, but THEY didn't see those errors either.))

23 posted on 05/20/2014 2:47:44 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Who read it to the administration?
Young lady is creative , intelligent and has a sense of humor. She didn’t bully or hurt anyone Those who have power are just tripping out cause she succeeded in putting one over on them. Laugh and get over it! Stop over-reacting!


24 posted on 05/20/2014 2:48:57 PM PDT by hoosiermama (Obama: "Born in Kenya" Lying now or then or now)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Bureaucrats are only known for their humor when it comes to screwing the taxpayers out of an honest day’s work.


25 posted on 05/20/2014 2:49:07 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
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To: Verginius Rufus; dinodino; TADSLOS

My bet is that she filled in a handwritten form, and the yearbook editor got it wrong.

(victim of same)


26 posted on 05/20/2014 2:52:00 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("I'm a Contra" -- President Ronald Reagan)
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To: pfflier

For mariners remembering how to determine a compass course
from true course, it’s “True Virgins Make Dull Companions, Add Wiskey”.


27 posted on 05/20/2014 2:53:42 PM PDT by PDGearhead (Obama's lack of citizenship)
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To: Gen.Blather

I don’t think I’ve heard that since 1977. Made me smile.


28 posted on 05/20/2014 2:53:50 PM PDT by scripter
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To: Gen.Blather
The resistor code was “bad boys rape our young girls but violet gives willingly.”

I learned it as: "Black boys rape our young girls but violet gives willingly" Said they used "black" for, well, the black ring to remember it IS black.

29 posted on 05/20/2014 2:54:52 PM PDT by raybbr (Obamacare needs a death panel.)
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To: dinodino

Donkeys get no respect.


30 posted on 05/20/2014 2:55:28 PM PDT by OldNewYork
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To: Gen.Blather

When was the last time anyone saw a color coded resistor?


31 posted on 05/20/2014 2:56:31 PM PDT by BRL
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To: Dr. Sivana

Probably so. Still, a stupid reason to pull an honor student off the stage. Good thing she didn’t draw a chemical formulaic into the shape of a gun. She would have been tased and expelled.


32 posted on 05/20/2014 2:56:55 PM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: steve86

Is “Back that ass up” something about Moochelle? I don’t entirely get it.

Ummm....it’s sorta twerking...oh never mind.


33 posted on 05/20/2014 2:58:02 PM PDT by Shugee
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To: pfflier

thats the one I learned . .


34 posted on 05/20/2014 2:58:34 PM PDT by ßuddaßudd (>> F U B O << "What the hell kind of country is this if I can only hate a man if he's white?")
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To: BRL

“When was the last time anyone saw a color coded resistor?”

We worked on Army equipment that was thirty years old. And, some of it was still in production. If something works, the Army doesn’t change it. I wouldn’t be surprised if the army has warehouses full of saddles and bridles.


35 posted on 05/20/2014 3:00:38 PM PDT by Gen.Blather
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To: Responsibility2nd

Who told them? The didn’t figure it out the selfs.

What does it mean?


36 posted on 05/20/2014 3:01:27 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Create in me a pure heart, O God, and renew a steadfast spirit within me.)
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To: Gen.Blather

I always heard it with “bad” replaced by the actual color. HR would have really flipped about that!


37 posted on 05/20/2014 3:01:45 PM PDT by Clay Moore (I Like My Guns Like Obama Likes His Voters: Undocumented)
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To: Responsibility2nd

This is not about decorum and language. It is the use of this as an example to the community. It is saying that we will expect only the speech that we say is permitted. Any speech not according to our guidelines will be severely punished. Expect the government to have similar controls over your speech later in your life as it trashes the Constitution.


38 posted on 05/20/2014 3:02:27 PM PDT by jonrick46 (The opium of Communists: other people's money.)
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To: scripter

“I don’t think I’ve heard that since 1977.”

Maybe it’s an age thing. I graduated in 1977.


39 posted on 05/20/2014 3:03:04 PM PDT by Gen.Blather
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To: Responsibility2nd

Stuffed shirts. That WAS funny.

The girl found a creative way to express herself. I like it.


40 posted on 05/20/2014 3:03:14 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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