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1 posted on 05/19/2014 10:45:48 AM PDT by Notforprophet
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Haven’t we all had this kind of a day?


2 posted on 05/19/2014 10:46:25 AM PDT by Notforprophet (Don't Tread On Me)
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Was her car a GM product?


3 posted on 05/19/2014 10:47:37 AM PDT by LucianOfSamasota (Tanstaafl - its not just for breakfast anymore...)
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“High” elf. he he. Get it?


6 posted on 05/19/2014 10:49:44 AM PDT by DManA
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That is something i haven’t seen in years.
A Red BMW!
Elves are an hourly occurrence, but a Red BMW ,that’s rare.


9 posted on 05/19/2014 10:50:27 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day.)
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The last thing the woman from Northeast Portland probably expected when she got up Tuesday morning was that she would be attacked by a sword-wielding elf.

Oh, I don't know. Even here in Charlotte, an elf on acid is more likely than running into a brontosaurus.

10 posted on 05/19/2014 10:50:57 AM PDT by Tax-chick (You say I'm insane ... I say you're afraid.)
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Well it is Portlandia.


11 posted on 05/19/2014 10:51:29 AM PDT by dblshot (I am John Galt.)
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My question is where did this elf hail from? Lord of the Rings, World of Warcraft, Dungeons and Dragons? We will need to see pics of the elf’s weapons and armor to be sure.


13 posted on 05/19/2014 10:51:57 AM PDT by Marko413
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Lucas Prince of Darkness in the flesh?

Did her headlights start flickering?


15 posted on 05/19/2014 10:52:54 AM PDT by freedomlover
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Concealed carry, for those times when the police are 10 to 15 minutes away and you only have seconds to save your own life.
16 posted on 05/19/2014 10:53:24 AM PDT by Robert357 (D.Rather "Hoist with his own petard!" www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1223916/posts)
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Bass told officers that he . . . was a "high-elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth." Bass . . . also told officers he had taken LSD.

If you are going into battle with a being as powerful as Morgoth, its probably not wise to take LSD.

17 posted on 05/19/2014 10:53:26 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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He should join up with Dart Man from New York, now there was a Superhero, or was he a villain?
19 posted on 05/19/2014 10:54:15 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("I'm a Contra" -- President Ronald Reagan)
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Sounds like an out of control “chunnibyou”....


22 posted on 05/19/2014 10:55:48 AM PDT by GraceG
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"Bass told officers that he wasn't a pirate but a "high-elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth. Morgoth is a character created by JRR Tolkien in a prequel to the Lord of the Rings stories. In the stories, he is the character from which all evil grew."

This just in....Morgath has been sighted masquerading as a woman and driving a car in Northeast Portland.

23 posted on 05/19/2014 10:57:39 AM PDT by DannyTN
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The last thing the woman from Northeast Portland probably expected when she got up Tuesday morning was that she would be attacked by a sword-wielding elf.

NO ONE expects the High Elves!

24 posted on 05/19/2014 10:58:12 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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One Car to rule them all, One Car to find them,
One Car to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Bavaria where the Shadows lie.
27 posted on 05/19/2014 11:00:00 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Republican amnesty supporters don't care whether their own homes are called mansions or haciendas.)
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Pretty sure her BMW would have trumped any elf magic. Pedal to metal girl, elf boy is going down.


32 posted on 05/19/2014 11:07:01 AM PDT by csvset
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35 posted on 05/19/2014 11:14:19 AM PDT by null and void (When was the last time you heard anyone say: "It's a free country"?)
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What interests me about this story is that police merely cited him and took him to a hospital where he was 'treated' and released.

That's IT?

So, in Portland OR a man can take psychoactive drugs and run into traffic with a weapon and start attacking occupied vehicles but it's no big deal? Hardly worth the time to issue a citation. Harmless prank.

Makes me wonder what kind of trouble a driver would be in if they had to shoot this drug crazed lunatic five times in the chest in self-defense for attacking his vehicle with a sword.

38 posted on 05/19/2014 11:21:03 AM PDT by The KG9 Kid
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self-identified 'high elf'

Are we allowed to question the stability of people who self-identify as mythical forest creatures?

39 posted on 05/19/2014 11:22:00 AM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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I hate it when that happens.


40 posted on 05/19/2014 11:22:32 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
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