Just for laughs. :)
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. “Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area.”
“Heck, Gloria,” the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, “we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn’t heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!”
Haha good one...Reminds of a a news reporter interviewing a man in his 90”s. The man was feeble but looked alert.
Asked about his secret of longevity, the old man says I did not drink or smoke, and ate only low fat foods all my life. Suddenly they hear loud noises from floor above and shaking of ceiling from some one running. Reporter asks the old man what is that noise all about.
The old man replies “I think papa must be drunk again and chasing his girl friend around the furniture”.