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There is no picture of the woman in the story, so it is simply impossible to have any idea what she looks like, yet I get an image of that woman from Tom and Jerry that always beat Tom with a broom or rolling pin.
1 posted on 05/09/2014 10:57:48 AM PDT by MNDude
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Let me guess, she’s a white middle aged Amish woman right?


2 posted on 05/09/2014 10:59:47 AM PDT by TangledUpInBlue (I have no home. I'm the wind.)
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To: MNDude

How many more people have been victimized by Al Gore’s policies?


3 posted on 05/09/2014 11:00:18 AM PDT by wideawake
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Police say Christine Mertz from Mahoning Township hit the 15-year-old child twice on the right side with a baseball bat and had also twice bitten and punched the juvenile.

When this is your mother whats a poor boy to do.
4 posted on 05/09/2014 11:01:51 AM PDT by wonkowasright (Wonko from outside the asylum)
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I hate clogged toilets.


7 posted on 05/09/2014 11:06:29 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Obamacare: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.)
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I think I’ve found a new method of execution that Oklahoma can use.

And, they can start with this mother.


8 posted on 05/09/2014 11:09:23 AM PDT by moovova
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12 posted on 05/09/2014 11:13:22 AM PDT by Red Badger (Soon there will be another American Civil War. Will make the first one seem like a Tea Party........)
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... hit the 15-year-old child twice... The child’s age and gender have not been released.

Oops, it looks like the child's age was released after all.

13 posted on 05/09/2014 11:13:40 AM PDT by ken in texas
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Must be a Ramones fan. Hey, Ho, Let’s go!

Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh.


16 posted on 05/09/2014 11:14:20 AM PDT by Flash Bazbeaux
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Another unintended consequence of AlGore’s federally mandated low flush toilet...


19 posted on 05/09/2014 11:16:30 AM PDT by null and void ( They don't think think they are above the law. They think they are the law.)
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Maybe it was self defense.

I was washing my hands in the bathroom at the St. Louis airport when a guy opened the door to go in a stall and screamed and ran away yelling, “I don’t want to meet the man that can make a turd that big!”


22 posted on 05/09/2014 11:22:35 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Baseball bat? Sounds like attempted murder to me.


24 posted on 05/09/2014 11:25:25 AM PDT by SisterK (behold a pale horse)
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“...First you find Mertz, and then you, uh...take care of business. You know. First you find him, and then you, uh....”


25 posted on 05/09/2014 11:26:56 AM PDT by onedoug
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This must’ve been written by one of those rappers, who we learned yesterday possess such impressive vocabularies and uncanny mastery of logic and grammar. I’ll never forgive the racist author for neglecting to mention the last two.


28 posted on 05/09/2014 11:32:02 AM PDT by LibWhacker
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Why’d she knock the shiite out of the kid when the toilet was clogged? Needs to call Roter Router or whoever.


33 posted on 05/09/2014 11:39:15 AM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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“15-year-old child...

The child’s age and gender have not been released.”

Which is it? Is the child 15 or has the child’s age not been released?


36 posted on 05/09/2014 11:50:39 AM PDT by Boogieman
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