Posted on 05/08/2014 12:19:27 PM PDT by Fitzy_888
HOUSTON (CBSDFW.COM) Deputies with the Harris County Precinct One Constables Office say a man has been terrorizing a neighborhood in the Woodland Heights area of Houston by going to the bathroom in several yards at night.
Weve had reports from six to eight neighbors out there that someone is actually coming into their yard and defecating generally on their driveways, said Sgt. J.C. Mosier.
Authorities believe the unknown man is committing the act between 1:00 and 4:00 a.m., but a motive for crimes has not yet been established.
I think the neighbors are laughing about it, but thats because its only happened to two houses in the neighborhood. If it starts happening more, I think people might become enraged, says Amy, who lives in the Heights. How much poop can one man make though?
She says one persons house has even been hit as many as six times.
Im thinking revenge poop is definitely a possibility. Were all wondering, what did this person whos having the creep-crapper hit their house repeatedly do?
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There is security cam footage of the man taking a squat.
And would it surprise you to learn that this is the Congressional district that has elected Sheila Jackson Lee?
Al Roker Joker?
I hope I never find out
I’m sure the neighborhood wants this person to be found... but no one wants to be the one to catch the person in the act
No pretzel steamers?
> I was thinking that Tony the Tiger would be suspect #1.
In this case, #2.
A serial pooper on the loose in Houston was caught on camera
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/a-%E2%80%98serial-pooper%E2%80%99-on-the-loose-in-houston-was-caught-on-camera-200646270.html
My primary suspect would be a female wearing a dress . . . for the obvious reasons that the logistics would be too difficult for a quick spit of chaw with pants.
See, I just knew that watching Poirot videos would pay off one day!
Consider the motive in these attacks, possibly a neighbor feud.
Perhaps the homeowner(s) who have been targeted have let their dogs crap in his lawn (or done something else to cheese him).
One person interviewed on radio suggested that it could be someone angry at the regentrification of the neighborhood (would that make it a hate crime against the white people moving into the formerly hispanic neighborhood?).
That's a pretty sexist attitude.
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