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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 04/25/2014 6:10:15 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Almost all of us have sent a text or two we didn’t mean. Here’s some hilarious texts.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; silliness; texting
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No Beer


1 posted on 04/25/2014 6:10:15 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Woohooo!! Working from home today!!!!


2 posted on 04/25/2014 6:10:39 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen
Woo Hoo!


3 posted on 04/25/2014 6:11:53 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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To: Lucky9teen

Good Morning!


4 posted on 04/25/2014 6:13:36 AM PDT by secret garden (Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10!


5 posted on 04/25/2014 6:13:42 AM PDT by proudpapa (Scott Walker - 2016)
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To: Lucky9teen

IBTP?


6 posted on 04/25/2014 6:14:34 AM PDT by MortMan (Never forget to remember!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 5?


7 posted on 04/25/2014 6:14:44 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Wanna caption a pic?

Try this!

H/T to Mark Steyn (posted here on FR) for the pic.



The bear trap is a nice touch:

Cartoon from Denise


8 posted on 04/25/2014 6:14:48 AM PDT by upchuck (Support ABLE, the Anybody But Lindsey Effort. Yes, we are the ABLE!!)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...



TEXTY TEXTERTON


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INSANITY = Should a Chimp Be Able to Sue Its Owner?

‘I thought to myself, Well, if I’m interested in social justice, I can’t imagine beings who are being more brutalized than nonhuman animals.’


9 posted on 04/25/2014 6:15:24 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO top 20!
TGIF!!!!


10 posted on 04/25/2014 6:16:01 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Damn!


11 posted on 04/25/2014 6:17:35 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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Top 12 !!


12 posted on 04/25/2014 6:20:38 AM PDT by llevrok (F the government)
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Top 20......sweet. Happy Friday all


13 posted on 04/25/2014 6:20:46 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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TOP TWENTY! Love the text jokes!
14 posted on 04/25/2014 6:23:49 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: llevrok

Who said Nursing Homes were boring?

Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening.

The old man looked over and said to the old lady,Mrs Pretzel
“I know just what you’re wanting. For $5 I’ll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair.”

She looked surprised but didn’t say a word.

The old man continued, “For $10 I’ll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I’ll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you’ve ever had in your life.”

The old lady still says nothing but after a couple of minutes, starts digging down in her purse.

She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.
“So you want the nice romantic evening in my room,” says the old man.

“Get serious,” she replies. “Four times in the rocking chair!!!!.”


15 posted on 04/25/2014 6:24:35 AM PDT by llevrok (F the government)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top Two Zero!


16 posted on 04/25/2014 6:27:25 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top....well, top something!


17 posted on 04/25/2014 6:28:12 AM PDT by 22202NOVA (I saw nothing. No-thing!)
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To: Lucky9teen

18 posted on 04/25/2014 6:35:58 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Tri nornar eg bir. Binde til rota...)
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19 posted on 04/25/2014 6:36:39 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Tri nornar eg bir. Binde til rota...)
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To: Lucky9teen

20 posted on 04/25/2014 6:37:48 AM PDT by Dallas59 ("Remember me as you pass by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so you will be," -Epitap)
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