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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 04/25/2014 6:10:15 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Almost all of us have sent a text or two we didnt mean. Heres some hilarious texts.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; silliness; texting
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To: Lucky9teen
Woohooo!! Working from home today!!!!
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posted on
04/25/2014 6:10:39 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
Woo Hoo!
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posted on
04/25/2014 6:11:53 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/25/2014 6:13:36 AM PDT
by
secret garden
(Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/25/2014 6:13:42 AM PDT
by
proudpapa
(Scott Walker - 2016)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/25/2014 6:14:34 AM PDT
by
MortMan
(Never forget to remember!)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/25/2014 6:14:48 AM PDT
by
upchuck
(Support ABLE, the Anybody But Lindsey Effort. Yes, we are the ABLE!!)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
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posted on
04/25/2014 6:15:24 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO top 20!
TGIF!!!!
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posted on
04/25/2014 6:16:01 AM PDT
by
Currentriverrat
(People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
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posted on
04/25/2014 6:20:38 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(F the government)
To: Lucky9teen
Top 20......sweet. Happy Friday all
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posted on
04/25/2014 6:20:46 AM PDT
by
Yorlik803
( Church/Caboose in 2016)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP TWENTY! Love the text jokes!
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posted on
04/25/2014 6:23:49 AM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: llevrok
Who said Nursing Homes were boring?
Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening.
The old man looked over and said to the old lady,Mrs Pretzel
“I know just what you’re wanting. For $5 I’ll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair.”
She looked surprised but didn’t say a word.
The old man continued, “For $10 I’ll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I’ll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you’ve ever had in your life.”
The old lady still says nothing but after a couple of minutes, starts digging down in her purse.
She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.
“So you want the nice romantic evening in my room,” says the old man.
“Get serious,” she replies. “Four times in the rocking chair!!!!.”
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posted on
04/25/2014 6:24:35 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(F the government)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/25/2014 6:27:25 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: Lucky9teen
Top....well, top something!
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posted on
04/25/2014 6:28:12 AM PDT
by
22202NOVA
(I saw nothing. No-thing!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/25/2014 6:35:58 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Tri nornar eg bir. Binde til rota...)
To: ErnBatavia
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posted on
04/25/2014 6:36:39 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Tri nornar eg bir. Binde til rota...)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/25/2014 6:37:48 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
("Remember me as you pass by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so you will be," -Epitap)
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