A guy, living in California, just loses his job. About a week later, his wife and family leave him. Deciding he needs a new start, he decides to move to Arizona.
So off he drives, vowing to stop when it feels right. Some where in the middle of the desert - and the middle of nowhere - his car breaks down. There is no cell service but the guy remembers a gas station he passed a while ago and decides to walk for it.
His memory of where the gas station is, is not so good. He’s walking and walking, obviously lost. First an hour goes by, then a day. He’s totally lost!
He’s out of food and out of water. In fact, he’s near the end when he see’s the gas station. With what energy he has left, he crawls and crawls towards it, only to find it a mirage.
Rolling over and looking to the sky, he asks in his weakened voice, ‘Why me Lord? Why me?”. From the Heavens above, this deep, booming voice comes down, “Because Ralph, there’s something about you that just pisses me off!”