Woman attacks boyfriend with ax, Lunenburg police say

WCVB ^ | April 23, 2014

[ConservativeStatement]

LUNENBURG, Mass. — A Lunenburg man suffered serious injuries when his girlfriend attacked him with an ax early Wednesday morning, police said.

[ConservativeStatement]

The nature of the crime aside, the location being "Lunenberg," her quote and how the house's damage got a more detailed injury/damage report than the boyfriend are quite interesting.

[ClearCase_guy]

"I saved us all money and axed him, we both know what's been going on here," Ravanis said,

Sounds like she might be trying to help make the Affordable Care Act more ... affordable.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

You think Lunenburg is bad, take a trip down the road to Fitchburg.

[Slump Tester]

Hell hath no fury like a woman spermed...

[ConservativeStatement]

Isn't that near Springfield? Within the last few minutes, I saw an episode of American Pickers and the team was there checking out Indian Motorcycles including one buried in a backyard.

[BenLurkin]

She is a budding poetess!

“I axed him, he is gone, I am all alone,”
“... and just wanted to smoke a cigarette,”
“I saved us all money and axed him,
we both know what’s been going on here,”

[SgtBob]

AR-15

AK-47

[Cyber Liberty]

Honest to gosh, I thought you were joking.

[Tennessee Nana]

Don’t axe don’t fell ???

[RegulatorCountry]

"I axed him, he is gone, I am all alone," said Ravanis, according to the police report.

"... and just wanted to smoke a cigarette," she said, according the police report.

"I saved us all money and axed him, we both know what's been going on here," Ravanis said, according to the police report.

The woman sounds delusional to the point that I suspect she'll be found incompetent to stand trial. I don't think she's faking it, either. She's perseverating on "axed," but alternating between weirdly detached and believing she's done a good deed. She believes the police know she's done a good deed in "axing" the guy, too.

[PAR35]

See, gun control laws work. Someone could have gotten hurt if there had been a gun.

[BenLurkin]

Fitchburg?

You mean like: http://www.fallingskies.com/watch/comics/battle-of-fitchburg?

[The Sons of Liberty]

Could have been worse. His girlfriend could have been Lorena Bobbitt.

[Chode]

LOLOL!!! ain't that the truth...

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

I believe this was on TV this morning. Coincidence?

[NonValueAdded]

Lizzie, z’at you?

[Mastador1]

I think she was just channeling Lizzie Borden, her defense attorney should argue possession.

[ClearCase_guy]

I had a job in the great north woods
Working as a cook for a spell
But I never did like it all that much
And one day the ax just fell
— Dylan

[fieldmarshaldj]

No, no, no, no, no....

[Jet Jaguar]

There can be only one.