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Potato-wielding man tried to rob store, dry-cleaners
WPRI ^ | April 22, 2014 | Dan McGowan

Posted on 04/22/2014 8:09:43 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

PROVIDENCE, R.I. (WPRI) – Talk about a half-baked crime.

Providence police say a man carrying a potato disguised as a gun unsuccessfully attempted to rob a convenience store and a dry-cleaners in the city’s Charles neighborhood Monday afternoon.

The first report came around 2 p.m. when police reported to Branch Avenue convenience store where the store’s manager said he chased the suspect off with a baseball bat after he shouted “give me the money” to the cashier, according to a police report obtained by WPRI.com.

The suspect was described as a white or light-skinned Hispanic male and was about 5’7” tall. He was wearing a black hooded sweatshirt and blue jeans.

(Excerpt) Read more at wpri.com ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: napl; potato; robbery
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The new Mr. Potato Head has "white lips."
1 posted on 04/22/2014 8:09:43 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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Spud gun?


2 posted on 04/22/2014 8:12:06 PM PDT by Antihero101607
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Ah ha! Kerry was handing this same weapon over to the Russians! Was it Kerry? Has he had a break down and takin' to tater holdups?

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3 posted on 04/22/2014 8:16:25 PM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheelbarrow)
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“I knew it was a spud Ore-Ida shot him daid.” cried the excited store clerk.


4 posted on 04/22/2014 8:17:16 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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The new Mr. Potato Head has "white lips."

No doubt it was an assault potato. Time for potato registration, followed by confiscation.

5 posted on 04/22/2014 8:42:54 PM PDT by Mark17 (Chicago Blackhawks: Stanley Cup champions 2010, 2013. Vietnam Vet 70-71 Msgt US Air Force, retired)
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To: tumblindice

Uh. Groan. ;)


6 posted on 04/22/2014 8:43:48 PM PDT by Ray76 (Take over the GOP? You still beg! Forget them. Second Party Now.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I hope they fry the guy.


7 posted on 04/22/2014 8:43:53 PM PDT by moovova
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping.


8 posted on 04/22/2014 8:49:00 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Checking the Irish neighborhood.


9 posted on 04/22/2014 8:58:12 PM PDT by o-n-money (ned)
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“I knew it was a spud Ore-Ida shot him daid.” cried the excited store clerk.

You should be banned for that one. :)

10 posted on 04/22/2014 9:04:12 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Awe...that dude use to be a Spuddy of mine....


11 posted on 04/22/2014 9:07:02 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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He got the idea from 3rd graders kicked out of school for making various types of ‘Vegetable Guns’.

“If it looks real enough to fool a teacher, I should have no problem with this non English speaking clerk”

“He knew he was in trouble when the Manager showed up with a Baseball Bat and told him it was a Shotgun”


12 posted on 04/22/2014 9:08:41 PM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98 --"I would agree with you BUT that would make both of us wrong".))
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I always knew he wuz a playuh.

A tuber playuh ...


13 posted on 04/22/2014 9:09:06 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: ConservativeStatement; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; GeronL

Potatoe ban legislation to be filed in 5... 4... 3 minutes...


14 posted on 04/22/2014 9:15:18 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Army Air Corps; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..


15 posted on 04/22/2014 9:15:55 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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"It's not a tuber!"


16 posted on 04/22/2014 9:18:12 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: ConservativeStatement

Wasn’t that a Monty Python skit?


17 posted on 04/22/2014 9:41:16 PM PDT by logic101.net (How many more children must die on the altar of gun control?)
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Serious business, potato guns. Could put your eye out!


18 posted on 04/22/2014 10:02:53 PM PDT by Daffynition (I stand with the Bundy Family!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

So did he stick it down the front or the back of his pants?


19 posted on 04/22/2014 10:18:10 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: a fool in paradise

Only outlaws will have potatoes!


20 posted on 04/22/2014 10:32:25 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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