As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
“The family that lived there was having an Easter egg hunt at the time, according to media reports.”
It couldve been worse. It couldve been turkeys.
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
At least he didn’t land on top of one of the little kids. That would have been horrible. What are the chances of getting killed by a skydiver while hunting for Easter eggs in your back yard?