[eartrumpet]

She’s a lightweight.

“A man arrested this week in North Carolina may have stashed a .38 barrel revolver in his rectum, according to police, who reported that the unloaded 10-inch weapon was not discovered until after the suspect had been booked into a cell in the county jail..........”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/gun-hidden-in-butt-765912

It was a 6” Model 10 Smith.

[Paladin2]

Now Fisting finally makes some sense.

[Gamecock]

Then there was the gal with a Boeing 777 in her lady parts.

US Airways Apologizes For Tweeting Pornographic Image To Disgruntled Customer

[Redcitizen]

He couldn’t find a Smith and Wesson 36 Lady Smith...