Posted on 04/07/2014 2:19:14 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
A 49-year-old woman found herself in a pile of trouble after investigators linked her to apparent human poop in an elevator at the St. Lucie County Courthouse in downtown Fort Pierce.
The case against Patricia Ann Jamison, of Lake Worth, got rolling March 7 after court security staff learned of what looked to be "human fecal matter in the corner of the left public elevator by the buttons," according to recently released St. Lucie County Sheriff's records.
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“a case could made that it was protected 1st amendment political speech”
Why not a grant from the National Endowment for the fArts?
Why not a piece prize? She should get a PUlitser!
Might now get a pew litser
Give her a break, she prolly thought it was a whitey only elevator, and was makin a protest.
Thank you all, I loved the comments on this one.
After the Katrina folk were relocated to the Houston area, department stores in the Lake Jackson (and likely other places) had a rash of this behavior happening in the dressing rooms.
The whole thing sounds like a load of crap to me!
why would someone do this? mentally ill? it’s disgusting!
Lack of manners and uncivil behavior comes in many forms. Earlier this week, I was in a supermarket “12 items and less” aisle. A woman in front of me said “Do you believe the nerve of some people?!” The reason? Two people in front of her had carriages filled with food. I did bark “Is this the “12 items and under aisle?” She and I were delayed because of the actions of others. Granted, a minor inconvenience but disrespectful and selfish. One of the people with the excessive contribution to the story then picked up one of those dopey celebrity magazines and tossed it on the conveyor belt to add insult to injury.
My problem was when I pooped on the escalator.
So that’s why my slinkies stopped that day...
“Poop in an Elevator”
(with apologies to Aerosmith)
Workin’ like a dog ain’t gettin’ me far,
Workin’ so hard for de company
I’m droppin deuce on the Southeast car,
I’m gonna live out that fantasy
But which floor tells when I gonna crap?
They tell me that poop smells like hell
I really need to open up that sphincter tap,
And pinch it off before the next-floor bell
Poop in an elevator
Stinkin it up when it’s goin’ down
Poop in an elevator
Look at the prize the next guy found
“Droppin’ deuce” reminds me of a South Park episode. Nice job, Laz.
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