“Poop in an Elevator”
(with apologies to Aerosmith)
Workin’ like a dog ain’t gettin’ me far,
Workin’ so hard for de company
I’m droppin deuce on the Southeast car,
I’m gonna live out that fantasy
But which floor tells when I gonna crap?
They tell me that poop smells like hell
I really need to open up that sphincter tap,
And pinch it off before the next-floor bell
Poop in an elevator
Stinkin it up when it’s goin’ down
Poop in an elevator
Look at the prize the next guy found
“Droppin’ deuce” reminds me of a South Park episode. Nice job, Laz.