Poop in Fort Pierce courthouse elevator gets woman in pile of trouble

TCPalm ^ | April 2, 2014 | Will Greenlee

[ConservativeStatement]

A 49-year-old woman found herself in a pile of trouble after investigators linked her to apparent human poop in an elevator at the St. Lucie County Courthouse in downtown Fort Pierce.

The case against Patricia Ann Jamison, of Lake Worth, got rolling March 7 after court security staff learned of what looked to be "human fecal matter in the corner of the left public elevator by the buttons," according to recently released St. Lucie County Sheriff's records.

[KeyLargo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TtZgs8k8dU

[Uncle Chip]

Hey when you gotta go you gotta go —

She tried but just couldn’t fine her John.

[KeyLargo]

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Another reason not to build the space elevator.

[SamAdams76]

This is wrong...on many levels!

[clintonh8r]

I didn’t even have to click on the link. I guess I “pre-judged”......

[Boogieman]

If she did it as a protest against her treatment by the court system, a case could made that it was protected 1st amendment political speech. At least that’s what I would try if I was her lawyer :)

[xrmusn]

Maybe there were flies in the elevator and she was just ‘grouping them’.**

** Semi referral to ‘old groaner’ of guy complaining to motel desk about flies and ‘solved the problem on his own’. **

[martin_fierro]

[peeps36]

The person on the elevator must have been shocked when he told her to push number two and she squatted in the corner and dropped a deuce.

[al baby]

otis to oshit

[davisfh]

"Wonder if she was ratted out by a stool pigeon."

The ballistics tests did her in.

[hal ogen]

This “lady” must never have heard of those places called “Restrooms”. What a maladjusted, uncivilized dunce.

[fieldmarshaldj]

And she didn't have the common courtesy to make a pie with it ?

[longtermmemmory]

could this be a case of some cultures ARE better than others?

[OldPossum]

Wonder if she was ratted out by a stool pigeon.

Now, you could have gone all day without that! (No, honestly, I think it's really funny. Touche!)

[Farmer Dean]

I guess we can blame it on the dog this time.Woof.

[octex]

Hat tip to the headline writer!!

[morphing libertarian]

Down in the dumps

[Rebelbase]

“Feces, also known as ordure, dung, stool, poo poo and feculence”

Really?

What about poop,caca,crap,dump,load, excrement,turd,sh_t,and Mr. Hankey?