To: Lazamataz
5 posted on
03/19/2014 9:33:48 PM PDT by
Jeff Chandler
(Obamacare: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.)
To: Jeff Chandler; a fool in paradise
In before NOT GUILTY votes!
6 posted on
03/19/2014 9:35:00 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
To: Jeff Chandler
"Level Five....'Someday I'm gonna marry that girl.'"
7 posted on
03/19/2014 9:36:23 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Jeff Chandler
Those aren’t Crazy Eyes, those are Junkyard Dog mean eyes.
10 posted on
03/19/2014 10:12:43 PM PDT by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Jeff Chandler
My genitals just let out a scream and retreated into my tummy.
To: Jeff Chandler
If Rosie O’Donnell had a bottle blond sister who tends to ‘act out’ from time to time.
To: Jeff Chandler
I’d rather see a picture of the injured taxi cab.
13 posted on
03/19/2014 10:27:35 PM PDT by
liberalh8ter
(The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
To: Jeff Chandler
This is what the word "da-yaam!" was invented for.
15 posted on
03/19/2014 11:51:58 PM PDT by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum -- "The Taliban is inside the building")
To: Jeff Chandler
A face made for Air America, were it still around.
I see her and I think of a few things:
- pepper spray;
- mace;
- stun gun
17 posted on
03/20/2014 4:51:44 AM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
To: Jeff Chandler
Missing a hat, a cat, and a broom!
20 posted on
03/20/2014 5:45:34 AM PDT by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: Jeff Chandler
Whew ! I’d hate to meet that in a dark alley - or anywhere else !
21 posted on
03/20/2014 1:57:31 PM PDT by
jimt
(Fear is the darkroom where negatives are developed.)
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