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10 Things Never To Say To A Flight Attendant
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Posted on 03/19/2014 12:49:41 PM PDT by Lmo56
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TOPICS: Humor
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To: Darksheare
‘a 70s throwback leisure suit creeper.’
I’m not sure, but, are you implying that there is something wrong with that?
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posted on
03/19/2014 1:08:28 PM PDT
by
Delta Dawn
(Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
To: Delta Dawn
Well, being a creeper in a 70’s style leisure suit would tend to be a bad thing.
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posted on
03/19/2014 1:09:31 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Lmo56
They get snippy when you call them “waitress”.
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posted on
03/19/2014 1:10:29 PM PDT
by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: Lmo56
“Would you mind holding my detonator while I try to get this shoe off?”
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posted on
03/19/2014 1:17:41 PM PDT
by
inpajamas
(http://outskirtspress.com/ONE)
To: Lmo56
Nothing but the highest respect for cabin crew.
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posted on
03/19/2014 1:17:58 PM PDT
by
onedoug
To: GrandJediMasterYoda
What is the name of that episode?
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posted on
03/19/2014 1:22:52 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
To: Lmo56
Where is my seafood meal?
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posted on
03/19/2014 1:23:15 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: Ezekiel
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posted on
03/19/2014 1:28:14 PM PDT
by
gaijin
To: Gamecock
Nightmare at 20,000 feet.
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posted on
03/19/2014 1:30:11 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: GrandJediMasterYoda
Can someone edit that picture to make it the wife of the disbarred impeached former rapist in chief on the wing?
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posted on
03/19/2014 1:32:13 PM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
("Heck of a reset there, Hillary")
To: Lmo56
If his name is “Jack”, don’t say “Hi.”
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posted on
03/19/2014 1:32:39 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: GrandJediMasterYoda
"There's a man on the wing..." So that's how she got to China.
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posted on
03/19/2014 1:34:29 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Lmo56
Thats a good list. I could add to it:
- Hey! Take this
(blows nose into napkin OR spits gum out into hand and tries to hand it to you, even though you dont have a bag or a bin to put it in.)
- Can you heat up my (leftover pizza, NutriSystem meal, etc.) in your microwave? (Planes dont have microwave ovens, and unless your meal is in a convection oven proof container, its not a good idea to set the galley on fire.)
- I spilled my tomato juice all over my jeans. I need you to launder them for me.
- If we run out of your meal selection, Im sorry, but it does not entitle you to a seat upgrade/drink/movie rental no matter how much you bitch and moan. Meals are not stocked 100% of each selection. Thats just how it works.
- I know youre in the middle of serving the meal, but could you take my kids overflowing barf bag for me? (This particular guy got so pissed when I asked him to please dispose of it himself , or wait until I could retrieve a plastic bag, that he went to the back galley and threw it on our jumpseat. He was a prince.)
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Could you give me the phone number for that hot stew in business class?
- My kid left his $400 retainer on his meal tray. We need it back. (I invited this guy to send his kid back to the galley and I would be glad to let him sort through dirty trays in search of his retainer. Understand that we used to pour leftover ice and beverages onto the trays so we could stack the glasses. It was a sloppy mess. He found it in the third cart. And I made him stack every tray back in each cart. Bet he never did that again.)
- (Responding to a call light late at night.) (whispering) I dont wish to alarm anyone, but can you please tell the captain that we have been followed by that light ever since we left Los Angeles? (Light? What light?) Out there
(points to the window. I bend down and look out the window. Granted, it was dark out there over the Pacific. I guess the light at the end of the wing could have looked like a UFO if you squinted really hard
.)
Fortunately, I quit flying before everyone had a smart phone. That would have driven me absolutely insane.
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posted on
03/19/2014 1:35:12 PM PDT
by
ponygirl
(Be Breitbart.)
To: CodeToad
That’s funny. I flew for TWA years and years ago but was grounded when I got married. We used to carry a lighter in our apron pocket in case someone needed a light for their cigarette. Don’t recall that anyone ever called me “honey” though, except the Captain. Generally it was ma’am or Miss. But back then male passengers had manners.
Between the flight attendants now - most of whom are too old to be flying or overweight or just first class crabbyasses - and TSA I refuse to fly any more.
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posted on
03/19/2014 1:35:15 PM PDT
by
Grams A
(The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
To: Lmo56
a sure way to get on a flight attendant's bad side. Good side, bad side, what's the difference?
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posted on
03/19/2014 1:35:41 PM PDT
by
DManA
To: CodeToad
That’s funny. I flew for TWA years and years ago but was grounded when I got married. We used to carry a lighter in our apron pocket in case someone needed a light for their cigarette. Don’t recall that anyone ever called me “honey” though, except the Captain. Generally it was ma’am or Miss. But back then male passengers had manners.
Between the flight attendants now - most of whom are too old to be flying or overweight or just first class crabbyasses - and TSA I refuse to fly any more.
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posted on
03/19/2014 1:36:12 PM PDT
by
Grams A
(The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
To: DManA
Yeah...I know women upside down and backwards...(which ain’t a bad way to know them!)
(Hat tip to Rodney Dangerfield...I think...:)
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posted on
03/19/2014 1:40:19 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
("A nation, despicable by its weakness, forfeits even the privilege of being neutral." A. Hamilton)
To: Lmo56
Why did stewardesses accept being referred to as “flight attendants”? It seems like a demotion. The term “stewardess” implies trust and responsibility. On the other hand, “flight attendant” has the same ring as “gas station attendant.”
To: DManA
Good side, bad side, what's the difference? Eddie: Hey Ralph, you been gettin' any on the side lately?
Ralph: It's been so long, I didn't know they moved it.
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posted on
03/19/2014 1:49:43 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Obamacare: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.)
To: Lmo56
For many years starting in 1961, saying the word "Cuba" in an airliner was verboten.
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