Exclusive: Malasian Flight 370 Reported in Diego Garcia

Agenda 21 Radio, New StreaMedia News ^ | 3-19-2014 | Paul Preston

[smoothsailing]

Exclusive: Malasian Flight 370 Reported in Diego Garcia

March 19, 2014

By Paul Preston, Agenda 21 Radio, New StreaMedia News

THIS IS A DEVELOPING STORY

Malasian Flight 370 was reported to have landed at Diego Garcia in the middle of the Indian Ocean. Sources have given exclusive information to Agenda 21 Radio and New StreaMedia News that Flight 370 landed Saturday morning March 8, 2014. Flight 370 was refueled, restrooms cleaned and more food and refreshments put on board. Sources told Agenda 21 Radio that 20 Chinese national we taken off the plane and cargo unloaded from the plane. The Chinese nationals were associated with the cargo. Flight 370 then departed Diego Garcia.

[a fool in paradise]

How does it end?

[McGruff]

Yeah we decided to pimp it up a little and make a little profit while everybody was looking for it.

[smoothsailing]

[CGASMIA68]

CONFIRMS>>TOTAL BULL SHIT

[lee martell]

I recall being on the Diego Garcia years ago when I was in the Navy aboard The Enterprise CVN. Thats the closest I ever got to India. I’ll never forget two things #1. The mosquitoes were everywhere, and we slept with mesh nets over us. #2. That area is absolutely gigantic and it makes you forget where you are (unless you’re a Quartermaster of course). You feel quite small, vulnerable and insignificant while float on that vast body of water.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Yo, dawg! We heard you like planes, so we hijacked a Malaysia Airlines 777 and repainted it for you!

[lee martell]

That’s a cute picture. They look like Hershey’s kisses.

[CodeToad]

Probably had coconut crabs for landings to make things quiet, too.

[9422WMR]

9M-MRE
Is that the actual wing number of the missing plane?
Meal-Ready-Eat, MRE!
I knew it, that plane was a transport for humans to be used to feed aliens.;-)
Its right there on the wing! How much more proof do you need?/S

[smoothsailing]

You know too much, I want you to look where the nice man is pointing.....

[Puppage]

[NEMDF]

Trummped only by 0bama’s basketball picks, of course.

[SomeCallMeTim]

Maybe it was from a new tv show “pimp my plane”

ROFL!! Now, that's just FUNNY, right there!

[smoothsailing]

Flight 370 is trapped in reruns?

[Jaded]

yahoo...

[Procyon]

Diego Garcia has cellphone service GSM/Edge. Anyone on board with international roaming could have made a call/SMS message.

[21twelve]

I have a friend that knows a guy whose cousin works at Diego Garcia. The plane was not hijacked, but bought by George Soros as a gift to Michelle Obama. Notice that the new blue and black paint job matches her preferred colors in dresses. The 20 Chinese are her new servants.

Obviously an out-right purchase and gift like this would bring red flags, so the whole hijack thing was concocted. The military base was use as those guys are all sworn to secrecy.

And coincidence that Michelle is on vacation - RIGHT NOW...in CHINA...and NO REPORTERS allowed!!!??? I think not!

[ExNewsExSpook]

You beat me to it...I was going to ask if “Agenda 21 Radio” (probably some guy pod-casting in his basement) is the “broadcast” equivalent of the Onion.

At this point, I’d say the Onion is more credible...

[machogirl]

The New US Service under Bammy treated the passengers to a drag show after which they boarded the cleaned and refreshed plane to another secret destination. (soon to be seen on a letter network as a reality show based on LOST)./s

Those poor people on the plane, only God knows what they went through and where they are.

[Zack Attack]

I have no more idea where this plane is than anyone, but I do find myself taking notice that the X-Men’s Magneto has been conspicuously laying low recently.

Heck, makes as much sense as some of the other wacko theories I’ve heard.