[bgill]

Isn't that special. Sentence three and he's already shoving LGBT down our throats, literally.

[bigbob]

I’m sorry...I cannot read “join his husband” without throwing up a little in my mouth...

[latina4dubya]

Yosses has said he was dubbed "The Crust Master" by President Barack Obama, who had a weakness for just about any fruit pie the chef turned out. Last Thanksgiving, for example, the Obama family and guests had their choice of six varieties of Yosses' pies - huckleberry, pecan, chocolate cream, sweet potato, banana cream or coconut cream.

that list is not a good example of fruit pies...

[smokingfrog]

Everybody wants some pie.

[Dagnabitt]

Michelle tossed the fruit-pie queen out after one too many late-night kitchen trips by her husband.

[Up Yours Marxists]

“Brown pastry packer leaves the White Hut”, AP reports.

Meanwhile in the real world, important news goes unreported...

[kiryandil]

Ohnoes!

What will his Lordship, Barack MomJeans the First, do now?

[NonValueAdded]

Sounds like the chef has turned out a few fruit pies in his time.

[I want the USA back]

Change this to a Republican president, and he’s painted as a homophobe.

[dfwgator]

Great, now he can make wedding cakes for his fellow fags, instead of forcing others to make them.

[zeebee]

The article doesn’t mention the real reason he’s quitting:

“Michelle Obama may have pushed the White House pastry chef a bit too far with her constant requests to replace fatty foods like cream and butter with lower-calorie options: He’s quit, calling the decision “bittersweet,” various media reported.”

Read more: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/mar/19/white-house-pastry-chef-quits-saying-cream-and-but/#ixzz2wQUwvNzk

[armydawg505]

Note to the AP: When he joins “his husband,” my dog will also join “his wife.” One is as real as the other.

[atc23]

TMI

[ealgeone]

stopped reading right there.

[Terry L Smith]

Good!
That blonde spikey-haired blob on The Food Network needs some competition!!

[Rodamala]

Let them eat Fla-Vor-Ice Cupcakes. Comes in Grape, Orange, Watermellon, as well as other fine flavors.