“Shh, keep it down, or everyone else will want one.”
does it have omega3s?
Shouldn’t this be in breaking?
ping
I must be blind cause I don’t see a bog in the soup. Someone photoshop a circle around it please
Silver is over $20 per ounce. She hit the jackpot.
Kudos to the woman for eating fish during lent....
I found a decomposing mouse inside a bag of peanuts once. I learned that the law allows for a certain amount of animal parts in certain foods. I knew that I wouldn’t be “permanently traumatized” or anything so we took a ‘nuisance settlement’ (Me, being the nuisance...:) ). Pretty nasty, ‘though.
Anyway, which of these critters is the most prehistoric? I could look it up by I'm sure there's an expert here on FR!
this occured in new your city.
when the waiter came over, the bug said “Waiter, there’s a woman eating my pool!”
From the comments at the link;
“Only white wine should be served with a giant silverfish.”
"There are snails on her plate. Now get them out of here before she sees them! You would think that in a fancy restaurant at these prices you could keep the snails off the food! There are so many snails there you can't even see the food! Now take those away and bring us those melted cheese sandwich appetizers you talked me out of!"
The goldbugs probably are loaded with silverfish...
It’s protein. Clean your plate. Think of all the poor children in China.
WAITER! What is this bug doing in my soup!
Don’t worry sir, he won’t eat much!
WAITER! What is this bug doing in my soup!
The backstroke sir!
WAITER! What is this bug doing in my soup!
SHUTUP and eat! There are people starving in China!
I personally went to take care of the "product liability complaints" since they were highly sensitive and potentially very expensive legal problems...
This is a true story: A customer found a dead mouse in a sealed can of soda once...
She wanted $10,000 to not sue the company...she actually thought I'd cut her a check right there...
She never drank it and fortunately had poured the soda into a glass and realized there was a foreign object in the can...
I traded her the can/mouse for a free case of soda and told her "go ahead and try to sue, but you never experienced a health issue and pretty much was simply grossed out, that's not much of a legal leg to stand on" ...
She never realized I had the evidence and she had admitted to never drinking the product...
Another women claimed the root beer we sold her made hair grow on her arms and made her smell bad...well, she did have a lot of hair on her arms and boy did she stink
She got a free case of soda too...