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1 posted on 03/13/2014 10:31:19 AM PDT by US Navy Vet
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To: US Navy Vet

Too many vanities, I’m guessing.


2 posted on 03/13/2014 10:32:07 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: US Navy Vet

Everybody calm down.

The transponders went out.

The center fuel tank MAY have exploded.


3 posted on 03/13/2014 10:32:12 AM PDT by LyinLibs (If victims of islam were more "islamophobic," maybe they'd still be alive.)
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To: US Navy Vet

You didn’t hear?

The hamster died.

Funeral on Friday.


4 posted on 03/13/2014 10:32:13 AM PDT by Chickensoup (leftist totalitarian fascism is on the move.)
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To: US Navy Vet
Id heard that the NSA was taking measures to remove all negetory comments and images of The Great Leader and his Mohammadan Pals from the internet and they thought that the Free Republic would be the best place to start thier PURGE


8 posted on 03/13/2014 10:35:48 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey (Jesus came to Save not Entertain / Ground John Kerry Now!)
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To: US Navy Vet

Obama must have said, “If you like your FreeRepublic, you can keep your FreeRepublic.”


11 posted on 03/13/2014 10:38:02 AM PDT by Engraved-on-His-hands (Conservative 2016!! The Dole, H.W. Bush, McCain, Romney experiment has failed.)
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To: US Navy Vet; humblegunner
What gives, is the cause of ALL evil in the world.

T Kevin Whiteman.

12 posted on 03/13/2014 10:38:22 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: US Navy Vet; Jim Robinson; null and void

What broke?
It was the hamster.
SOMEONE forgot to caffeinate the hamster last night.
*Wasn’t me!*
And so the discombobulator didn’t get power.
When the power on the discombobulator is lost, the franzenjammer goes out.
When the franzenjammer goes out, the Hyperdimensional gate that connects this reality to the admin moderator spacetime continuum is lost.
And they get really cranky about that because their favorite TV shows don’t come in.
When that happens, they get up out of their chairs, walk to the kitchen, and trip over the powercord to the server, leaving us down for a bit until someone recaffienates the hamster.


15 posted on 03/13/2014 10:42:18 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: US Navy Vet

I think the Warp Core had a breach...


17 posted on 03/13/2014 10:43:10 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: US Navy Vet
Too many posts about airplanes...


18 posted on 03/13/2014 10:44:01 AM PDT by Dallas59 (Obama: The first "White Black" President.)
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To: US Navy Vet

Someone was shooting at his nearby transformer station.


20 posted on 03/13/2014 10:45:41 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: US Navy Vet; LucyT

Too many BIIIG pictures took up too much space....

(u know who u are :D )


24 posted on 03/13/2014 10:51:19 AM PDT by WildHighlander57 ((WildHighlander57, returning after lurking since 2000))
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To: US Navy Vet

NOT my fault, I wasn’t near it.


27 posted on 03/13/2014 10:55:18 AM PDT by razorback-bert (I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?)
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To: US Navy Vet

Are you logged in?


28 posted on 03/13/2014 10:56:28 AM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: US Navy Vet; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro
Come on.

EVERYONE knows it was a malfunctioning turbo-encabulator.

31 posted on 03/13/2014 10:59:38 AM PDT by Constitution Day (Drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal repleneration.)
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To: US Navy Vet

Let’s have another fundraiser.


37 posted on 03/13/2014 11:07:21 AM PDT by Steel Shoe
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To: US Navy Vet

The mouse on the wheel stopped to take a whiz without proper authorization


39 posted on 03/13/2014 11:08:29 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: US Navy Vet

Admiral, there be whales here!


41 posted on 03/13/2014 11:23:42 AM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: All
FYI - For future Quick Reference / Bkmk - For FR display "Glitch" threads or FR Down,
consider using FR Keyword: FFRR = ffrr

KEYWORDS: ffrr; freerepublicdown

47 posted on 03/13/2014 12:09:01 PM PDT by Computer Central
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To: US Navy Vet

Too many idiots doing multiple posts.


59 posted on 03/13/2014 5:57:44 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: US Navy Vet

Too many idiots doing multiple posts.


60 posted on 03/13/2014 5:57:53 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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